There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.
She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.
She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"
So Dr. Chang said, "Take off all yu cwothes." So she did. Then he said, "Now, get on yu hands and knees and crawl weal fas away frum me, den craw weal fas back to me." So the young lady did.
Dr. Chang looked at her said, "I know what wong with yu... Yu got weal bad case of Zachary disease!"
The lady asked, "What the heck is that?!"
Dr. Chang replied, "Dat's wen yu face lok zachary like yur butt"!
2007-11-04 11:12:36 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I guess you had to be there.
2007-11-04 11:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A ailment is any atypical venture of the physique or suggestions that motives soreness, disease, or misery to the guy affected or those in touch with the guy. Is coronary heart ailment no longer an atypical venture?
2016-09-28 08:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ailment is any irregular of the body or intellect that factors pain, dysfunction, or misery to the person affected or those in touch with the person. Is coronary heart disease no longer an irregular condition?
2016-08-06 02:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Dr Chang.
I am almost as old as that joke.
Now, it's more funny just to tell someone they have the disease without explaining the joke.
2007-11-04 11:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by deepndswamps 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This was another good one. I have a family member that I could use this disease on them and make them believe that is what they really have and after the panic attack they have, I may tell them the truth. I really liked this one. Thank-you!!!
2007-11-04 11:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of that disease! I sure hope that I never get it! Chuckles!!
2007-11-04 16:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm coughing, laughing, falling
over...what a joke. 10 pts. for
that one.
2007-11-04 13:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK SUZIE Q ....YOU HAVE BACK AT IT AGAIN...HORSE LAUGHING! YOU ARE A STITCH!
2007-11-04 15:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
uhh.......i didn't feel like reading ur details.....so i just read the title.....
but 2 points for me......lol
2007-11-04 11:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋