If we're going to allow racist nonsense like Black History Month, hiring quotas, Affirmative Action, Black Entertainment Television, Kwanzaa (a holiday based on race!), black-only chat lines, then I want a holiday called White Boy Day.
Students could study the unique contributions of White Boys, and consider the unique struggles that White Boys have endured.
The official snack foods of the month could be plain white marshmallows, white rice and, of course, crackers.
We could strut around in T-shirts reading, "It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand", greeting other White Boys with traditional White Boy phrases, such as, "Hello, how are you?" and "Nice to see you, Bob." Alternatively, we could wear traditional White Boy clothing: a suit & tie. Or, jeans (a White Boy invented them).
Say it now, and say it loud: I'm kinda beige-&-pink, and I'm proud!
(I hope everyone appreciates how absurd my suggestion is. But, that's as likely to happen as White Boy Day.)
2007-01-16
10:45:35
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silvercomet
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