The other day, I went to the Dollar Store, just musing around to see what they had available. I saw an item that I might like to purchase, but there was no price tag on it. I took it up to the cashier and asked her how much it cost.
“It costs one dollar,” she replied, “everything here costs one dollar.”
“Oh,” I said, and I returned to shopping.
A little later, I brought another item up to the Cashier, asking her how much it cost.
“Like I said last time,” she began, “it costs one dollar. Everything here costs one dollar”
A few minutes later, I returned to the front of the store.
“How much does this cost,” I asked, while holding up a hair brush.
“Listen, you *&$@#% retard! It costs, ONE DOLLAR!”
“So then what would this cost,” I asked, while holding up a box of generic condoms.
Next thing I know, I’m laying outside on the pavement, looking up at the sky. Quite surprising, really, in that I didn’t think the cashier was that strong.
2006-12-12
00:07:58
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