The other day, I went to the Dollar Store, just musing around to see what they had available. I saw an item that I might like to purchase, but there was no price tag on it. I took it up to the cashier and asked her how much it cost.
“It costs one dollar,” she replied, “everything here costs one dollar.”
“Oh,” I said, and I returned to shopping.
A little later, I brought another item up to the Cashier, asking her how much it cost.
“Like I said last time,” she began, “it costs one dollar. Everything here costs one dollar”
A few minutes later, I returned to the front of the store.
“How much does this cost,” I asked, while holding up a hair brush.
“Listen, you *&$@#% retard! It costs, ONE DOLLAR!”
“So then what would this cost,” I asked, while holding up a box of generic condoms.
Next thing I know, I’m laying outside on the pavement, looking up at the sky. Quite surprising, really, in that I didn’t think the cashier was that strong.
2006-12-12 00:07:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
You'd be surprised how strong those folks are.
But that is one reason I go to the 99 cent store
2006-12-12 00:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
Beeeeeeeeeeeecause....
you kept asking how much something cost... IN A DOLLAR STORE =D. After the first few times, you should of learnedc that it would cost one dollar.
2006-12-12 08:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by goldenat4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next time fill your cart to overflowing and then after she rings everything up and gives you a huge total act all shocked and shaken and tell her that you thought you could get "everything" for a dollar. Then leave the store and make her put all the stuff away.
2006-12-12 08:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stacy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is cute. The same thing happened to me the first time I went into the Dollar Tree!
2006-12-12 08:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by MsFancy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a joke from the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour"
or a wise donkey!
2006-12-12 08:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by blakree 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
... Everything at the Dollar Store costs a dollar... Remember that.
2006-12-12 08:10:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People with a lot of time on their hands are going to occasionally annoy those without a sense of humor.
2006-12-12 08:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by lollipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be for either one of these reasons or both,
1. She got annoyed with you and your constant unnecessary questions.
2. When you asked about the condoms she may have thought your were asking how much sex with her would cost (suggestively of course).
I'd have tossed you out too!
2006-12-12 08:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
U gotta B a Retard
2006-12-12 08:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good for you. You struck a blow for sanity and decency in the marketplace and you should be commended.
2006-12-12 08:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋