This plea is directed to all Americans with any feelings.
My name is jeremy and I am the king of the grey squirrels.
We where brought here ,to England 150 yrs ago from our native America.The English treated us,at first ,like playthings,but soon got bored and ditched us in the cold ,harsh woodlands of this God foresaken country.
In spite of the tough environment we survived and prospered.
Now the brits have decided that we are a threat to the indigenous species (the timid,weak cowardly red squirrel)
The powers that be here in England have decided that we should be culled in order to allow our red cousins to survive.
They say that we carry a pox (what a cheek) and that we eat to much and leave little for the red fellas.
Fellow Americans come to our aid.
Please petition president Bushy tail and explain our predicament.
Yours
Jeremy (King of the greys)
2006-12-24
12:27:36
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mickeok
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