This plea is directed to all Americans with any feelings.
My name is jeremy and I am the king of the grey squirrels.
We where brought here ,to England 150 yrs ago from our native America.The English treated us,at first ,like playthings,but soon got bored and ditched us in the cold ,harsh woodlands of this God foresaken country.
In spite of the tough environment we survived and prospered.
Now the brits have decided that we are a threat to the indigenous species (the timid,weak cowardly red squirrel)
The powers that be here in England have decided that we should be culled in order to allow our red cousins to survive.
They say that we carry a pox (what a cheek) and that we eat to much and leave little for the red fellas.
Fellow Americans come to our aid.
Please petition president Bushy tail and explain our predicament.
Yours
Jeremy (King of the greys)
2006-12-24 12:27:36 · 16 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Jolly good
2006-12-24 12:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
King of the Grey, if it makes you happy, listen to the songs by Harry Belafonte called Island in the Sun and Banana Boat Song, maybe you will think of home then.
2006-12-24 21:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by ashok kumar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rat with good PR is still a RAT. Don't care if you live in trees or not.
I say let the First Nations Squirrels have thier land.
2006-12-24 13:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by Old guy 124 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pox upon you King Jeremy.
We claim the right of ownership. This land is ours and we shall never accept you forest-grabbing ways. Our life was a pleasant easy one until your kinsmen, breeding in indecent profligacy soon began to outnumber us. Our natural food was soon diminished by the voracious appetite of your subjects and we. in order to survive, have become banished to the fringes of our once abundant domain.
Return to your own shores and return to us the country of our heritage..
2006-12-24 12:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Davy Crockett 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
President Bush has asked me to reply to you young Jeremy because he won't speak to rodents himself. His words actually, when told about the nuisance you rodents were causing, were 'Don't talk to 'em, Nuke 'em'. So if you little fellas dig holes as well as climb trees then I advise you to dig one pretty darn quick. Merry Christmas.
2006-12-24 12:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Birdman 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jeremy, my little furry fiend, the US government decides who lives in the US. In the UK we have our own government and we decide who lives here. If we don't want you, we will get rid of you
If you think England is godforsaken, you will be happy to gather up your nuts and fcuk off, anyway, we don't need you
2006-12-24 12:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jeremy: Protect your nuts cuz their right...You do eat too much, and now you're sneaking into the stores at night to use their computers...
this menace must be eliminated.
2006-12-24 12:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by PopsGifts 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the english were idiots back then. no sense of respect for the ecosystem. take Australia as case 1.
it's time you bought a boat and go back to america. it was never your kind of ecosystem anyways, america would suit you better.
get out of there before they 'cull' you.
2006-12-24 12:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am personally very colour discriminatory I don't like purple but love red
2006-12-24 12:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by TONY T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have two chances, Slim and None. Unfortunately Slim is out of town for now. Deal with it.
2006-12-24 12:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋