Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender - December 2006

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

2006-12-18 17:55:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-18 17:24:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like Herr Doktor's questions. So here's one of them that's particularly relevant to my life right now. Thanks, Herr Doktor!

2006-12-18 17:15:31 · 10 answers · asked by Jen 4

Hello

About 8 months ago I decided to leave my job as I had feeings for someone i worked with. This person was my manager & was also female too. We'd worked together for over a year & got on great. Throughout this time she also gave me the impression she was attracted to me too....so that's when I thought it best to leave my job so it didn't get awkward for any of us.
Anyway, not long after i left, i did tell her my feelings but things turned bad. She not only lied to me but also said things behind my back to my other work collegues.

The thing is it was the best job i'd ever had and I miss everyone & everyhing so so much. I have no other friends in my life & as i feel really sad it's such a struggle to try & start all over again.

Before I left we all promised to meet up for drinks, but that doesn't happen and it makes me feel so left out. I have no one left.

I'm running out of space so i hope i will be able to add a little more............

2006-12-18 16:50:52 · 5 answers · asked by onebrokensoul25 1

2006-12-18 16:16:28 · 11 answers · asked by gingerbreadshort 1

A few weeks ago, I was driving home from school, minding my own business. I was stopped at an intersection, and there was this car right by me. Anyway, it was a green light and I was going to go across until I saw a little girl standing right in front of my car. and she looked like my ,then, older cousin, who died when we were kids. I didn't know what else to do, because the kid was just standing in front of my car. so i started to honk my horn. The person in the other car beside me proceeded across the street. I was still honking my horn when I heard this big crash. Pieces of cars were flying every where. And it really freaked me out when a gospel CD landed on my car. Some car had ran a red light and hit the car the was next to me. Everyone was okay, some people had cuts all over themselves. but their cars were totaled. and when I got out of my car to see if everyone was okay, the kid disappeared. i don't know. maybe I am going crazy or something

2006-12-18 16:11:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i wanna konw if this is weird

2006-12-18 15:46:22 · 10 answers · asked by pizzahuttjoe 1

how do girly girls act in shopping, actions, and attitude?

2006-12-18 15:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by josefina f 1

I'm gay and I have only 2 gay friends. Everyone always tells me I'm the most str8 acting guy they've ever met, and I'm very picky, I only have 2 gay friends because they are the only 2 ones who are as straight acting as I am. I know some other gay guys, but I just don't talk to guys who look gay. One time, I went to a restaurant, and real gay guy who was working there came up to me and my friend and say HI. I was 0K with it. But there was this time my dad insisted to go to that restaurant where that really fem gay guy was working. I was hoping he wouldn't be there, but he was there. I saw him, and I knew he was coming to say HI.
I immediately stood up, headed for the door, and he followed, when he got close to me, I veyr angrily said he better not come and say HI to me when I was with my dad.

One of my friends says it was not a cool thing to do, the other says he'd do the same thing.

Was I out of line?

2006-12-18 15:40:37 · 29 answers · asked by Document Guy 2

Hi I have grown up without much human contact well I have had human contact but I don't get the same amount as other people.

I live in the astralian outback and live hundreds of miles from the nearest city.

I have tv and stuff and internet (from a satellite) so I know about the world etc and I take school lessons through the internet so I am not completely isolated.

But I have hardly talked to ppl my own age. The only person I ever talk to my own age in person is my sister. My mum died when I was 5 and I can't realy remember her.

But it's weird because I'M bisexual and my sister is a lesbian. Did it come from my mum or something? I don't know if she was bisexual or lesbian though.

But what could have caused it? Even before we had the internet I was attracted to girls in pictures and on TV. Was I born like it?

And is it WRONG to be bisexual?

2006-12-18 15:37:54 · 10 answers · asked by Lucille 1

And on a Friday night again...Just a friendly hello..what is up with this?..your thoughts...And PS... I sent her a friendly message a few days ago and I assume this to be the return of that...BUT Why and what could this mean her choosing to send it at that hour & day? O and she is in another STATE has been for a bit now

P.S.
It was a phone message

2006-12-18 15:35:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-18 15:35:12 · 5 answers · asked by NiP 2

How many of you are tired of the gay bashing here? I would like to see more positive questions here about us if anyone is curios to know more about us what do you think

2006-12-18 15:22:42 · 13 answers · asked by eca1094 3

I read somewhere that a boy was killed by men of the law because he was gay. I thought that was pretty harsh. I don't know what country it was in though. I wish the whole world would just accept homosexuality, but I don't know if that will happen.

2006-12-18 15:20:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

they have paid a high price for their way of life they have families who love them

2006-12-18 14:56:12 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-18 14:53:06 · 23 answers · asked by NiP 2

I think most girls do at some point

2006-12-18 14:03:51 · 20 answers · asked by ceecee800 2

Why would a prostitute not wish to fall in love? but try and persuade themselves that they view that man nothing more than a father?? (The prostitute is like...18-19, the man is 35)

2006-12-18 13:55:17 · 10 answers · asked by J.Welkin 1

I'm wondering if someone at school isn't straight but I'm not going to ask them.

2006-12-18 13:53:53 · 14 answers · asked by bigal14_2009 2

2006-12-18 13:32:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I dreming off here. but i no her find

2006-12-18 13:29:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-18 13:20:51 · 9 answers · asked by TRACER 1

for answering questions harshly to these people who like to abuse LGBT people???? i lost 24 points, and they have the nerve to deduct points from me?

2006-12-18 12:40:09 · 13 answers · asked by theguyintelford 3

All my friends think im straight but I'm not.

2006-12-18 12:39:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a friend who as we get close she touches me more. Like when we talk she'll put her hand on my shoulder or slide her hand down my arm or taps my hand or something like that. I have a tendancy to scowl and today she noticed that and she put her hand on my forhead to "rub away" my scowl. I don't know if she does this with anyone else, but I haven't noticed it at work. and when looking at something she'll put her arm on my shoulder and lean on me or stand really close to where her body is touching mine. But like yesterday she was talking to someone in the back seat and i walk driving and she puts her hand on my upper arm and says something and her hand slides down my arm. or when i'm sitting and she's standing and we're looking at something she'll just rest her hand on my shoulder.
I've never been around someone whose touchy, feely so I don't know. i do kind of get a vibe that she's into girls, but then again she's a very outgoing person and will talk to anyone. what do you think?

2006-12-18 12:30:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want to know where all of the men and women my age are hiding. Besides nursing homes and the morgue, LOL. I am pretty active and I like both sexes, I will settle for one if it is the right person. I have only received dates form people ages 25 to 35 on my web pages. They are fun and full of sex, but I need more. I want to be loved and love. Donna

2006-12-18 12:16:54 · 6 answers · asked by Donna Kordes 1

2006-12-18 12:06:17 · 25 answers · asked by baka665 1

seriously

2006-12-18 12:00:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-18 11:51:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

e.g. do male to female usually like men or women?

sorry for using the word 'normal' i don't mean to offend anyone.

2006-12-18 11:46:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous