Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
2006-12-18 17:55:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Joke didn't crack me up but your avitar does. HAHAHAHAHA I love it!!!!!!
2006-12-18 17:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by lesliejay63 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no way a lawyer can enter the pearly gates
2006-12-19 01:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what we all need
More lies about a world that
Never was and never will be
Have you no shame? Don't you see me?
You know you've got everybody fooled
2006-12-19 04:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha?
2006-12-19 01:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by drcrusherrr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-19 01:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by samaustinashlee_billiewjr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, Thanks LMAO
2006-12-19 02:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋