When I was in high school there was this girl, she thought she was God's gift to Earth. She claimed to be the devout Christian and faithful servant of God and His church. Well... she was mean as a snake when it came to school. She constantly was putting others down, constantly turning her nose to anyone who didn't drive a brand new car, and didn't resemble Jesus not in one single attribute.
So I saw it my duty to teach her a lesson. I cleverly got myself invited to one of her elitist parties, and with me I brought a bottle of Nair (the hair removal stuff). While at the party I located her bathroom and went to use it. I replaced half her shampoo with the Nair (she was an only child, and it was for sure not her parents). During the party I was dipping some punch when she bumped into me, instead of saying "I'm sorry, excuse me", she told me to "Stay out of her way, how did YOU get invited to MY party anyway?!?" I then got really loud so *everyone* could hear I told her... CONTINUED...
2007-11-15
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