I have for many years made my wife use the black plastic bin liner method for contraception.
As is normal in these reproductive matters, whenever my wife sits down in chair that I have used, she must cover the seat with the bin liner so that we do not bring an unplanned baby into the world.
However this morning I was shocked when she told me she is pregnant.
She says that one day last month when she was very tired she forgot to put a plastic cover onto the sofa before sitting down. I however suspect that she has been using the bus without taking safety precautions, and has not been telling me.
All this has come as a shock, especially after I took such care to explain the risks to her - and it is already placing a strain on our marriage.
How can I find out if the baby is mine?
2006-09-28
09:33:15
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Pastor Sauce
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