I have for many years made my wife use the black plastic bin liner method for contraception.
As is normal in these reproductive matters, whenever my wife sits down in chair that I have used, she must cover the seat with the bin liner so that we do not bring an unplanned baby into the world.
However this morning I was shocked when she told me she is pregnant.
She says that one day last month when she was very tired she forgot to put a plastic cover onto the sofa before sitting down. I however suspect that she has been using the bus without taking safety precautions, and has not been telling me.
All this has come as a shock, especially after I took such care to explain the risks to her - and it is already placing a strain on our marriage.
How can I find out if the baby is mine?
2006-09-28 09:33:15 · 22 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Of course my wife and I have a normal sex life.
2006-10-02 02:45:44 · update #1
u may need a dna test 4 sure cuz i saw your wife playing musical chairs at a birthday party 2 weeks ago !!!!!!
2006-09-28 09:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by just me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK first things first, your wife isnt really a female, she is an alien.. secondly, your wife who is the alien, is a male one at that.
thirdly she is pregnant with Prince Charles baby...
sorry to tell you this mate, but you need to go visit those docters that have those nice stylish white jackets that do up at the back, and stay with them for a long long time, they will take good care of you...your the most funniest but f*cked in the head idiot i know..and i live in a town full of them. were the f*ck do you come from.. omg is this sh*t for real..Are you for real..
2006-10-02 10:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is crazy!!! You cant get pregnant from sitting where someone else sat. If you to have not done the deed in a while you might what to have a dna test done to find out if the baby is yours or if it is someone elses.
2006-09-28 16:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by spoiled4alifetime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what r u talking about ??? whats a black plastic bin liner???? she forgot to put the cover on the sofa???? there has to be sperm there in order for her to get pregnant! if she is pregnant be happy and enjoy your baby!!!
2006-09-28 16:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by lainie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a bit confused, but I will say this....Things happen, if you think that the baby isn't yours, talk to your doc about getting a DNA test done. If you are the only one that she's had sex with.. the babe's yours, congrats!
2006-09-28 16:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by bbrose85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastor,
kneel down and ask God if he was the one who did her.
Then go to the window and wait for the star to appear in the East.
2006-09-28 16:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by warahoun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she using Hefty bags???? If so, the effect of the bag lasts for days after sitting on it. If not, watch out. . .
2006-09-28 16:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Shelley B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's just about as stupid as some of these other questions on here! I get the joke...apparently not many other people did.
2006-09-28 17:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by jachooz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm as confused as many others....
First explain what it the "black plastic bin liner method?"
Second.....WHAT??? Y would she need to cover everywhere she sits???
Third..WHAT???? uh???
2006-09-28 16:45:05 · answer #9 · answered by csabrinam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're nuts! If I was your wife, I would have left you years ago! Trust your wife, I am sure it is yours and she isn't as crazy as you.
2006-09-28 16:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by angie_laffin927 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋