A Frenchman, an American Liberal, and an American Conservative are convicted of treason during the French Revolution and sentenced to the guillotine.
The Frenchman walks up to the guillotine, says “Viva la France”, puts his head in, and the executioner pulls the trip, the blade stops 1 inch from his neck. The executioner says “It is an act of God, you are free to go”.
The American Liberal walks up to the guillotine, says “Give me Liberty or Give me Death”, puts his head in, and the executioner pulls the trip, the blade stops 1 inch from his neck. The executioner says “It is an act of God, you are free to go”.
The American Conservative looks the executioner right in the eye and says “You know, if you put some grease in the grooves that thing would work at lot better”.
2007-12-14
07:41:07
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