Raise the UN blue flag
Lower the American flag to half-staff, upside down of course
Hire my first illegal alien to mow my grass
Take my daughter for an abortion, but get a pet lobster at Whole Foods
Go to a gay bar, have anal sex, and finally have a "real" marriage
Throw away all the math, science, history books and stack up my children's room with Mommy does Mommy, my two Daddies, and bestiality books
Start handing out $20 bills - might as well cut out the middle man
Ask my son to get out of the Marines - Why would he risk his life for people that think he's a dummy and don't care about his efforts
Enroll in my local Mosque - Need to learn how to say and spell Allah Akbhar
Take my wife to the local fertility clinic and start harvesting her eggs - I want to be rich beyotch!!!!
2006-11-08
01:15:31
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Leftistan from Berkeleystan
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