Other - Health - December 2006

I was reading through some of the Q and A's on this site, and I just HAD to make an account. I CANNOT believe some of the questions on this thing. Some of them are CRAZED. Like have you ever come across a question that just made you stop think "WTF?" One where you just HAD to reread it, just to make sure your mind was processing it correctly?

This really got me thinking so I just HAD to comment on it and I wanted to ask: What is the FUNNIEST post you have ever read on this website?

This question below is the one that finally drove me to create an account! So i'm now just wondering, can ANYTHING top this one? Is so, provide a link and prove it!


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFoc3lKK5mVHCey_qJ.HjAjzKIX?qid=20061215212536AA2mX1h

2006-12-17 11:51:15 · 7 answers · asked by yoimagangstayo 1

I am 13 and a half year old boy, and I am 5'3. My parents are 5'3 and 5'7. My parents are the only members of the family that are 5'7 and below and the other 99.9% of my family are 5'9 and above. I even have a 6'6 grand parent.

I have a cousin (from my mother's lil bro) that was 5'3 when he was 13 and 1/2 old too and now he is 6'0.I have a friend that was 5'0 when he was 12 but he is now 13 and he is 6'6. His parents are one inch taller than my parents. Do you think I can grow as much as them? Can I grow up to the 6 foot and above? I drink a lot of milk and vitamin C and I stretch and jump alot because I am a basket player at my school. However I lift very samll weights and dumbells that weigh no more than 5Kg(10pounds). What do u suggest?

2006-12-17 11:47:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

I wonder why your blood isn't blue when it comes out. It doesn't stay the same color.

2006-12-17 11:46:11 · 6 answers · asked by Joseph W 2

2006-12-17 11:39:26 · 1 answers · asked by jailee92 1

I need some suggestions. I feel often dizzy like my head is spinning around. I've ben reading books for my finals it's been 3 weeks, I am not pregnant, and I eat properly, sleep well. Is it just simply that I am weak? Is there anything I can do to reduce the dizziness?

2006-12-17 11:09:23 · 5 answers · asked by LadyXSakura 3

When does it make you bulimic? When you purge once, twice? Ten times? Twenty?
There's a grey area in my head that Im not sure of.

2006-12-17 11:08:47 · 14 answers · asked by njcooper87 2

I have been on the pain medication Tramadol for the better part of 6 months. I was taking more than prescribed at times to achieve the same level of pain relief. I admit, I liked the little energy boost and the general happy feeling it gave me. Not until recently did my taking this drug become a problem. I have stopped taking them completely. I found that I could not quit thinking about taking them, so I flushed the remainder of the bottle. I have to say, I have never felt this depressed, nor have I ever experienced physical pain such as withdrawal. Any doctors out there, or people with the same experience that can tell me how long I can expect the agony of withdrawal symptoms to continue ? I would really appreciate some feedback. Thank you in advance for your time.

2006-12-17 11:06:47 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just wondering because,my 4 year old daughter. Is having her eyes examined by a Opthamologist.

And so stop her squirming, the nurses are going to restrain her in a "Mummy Restraint"

What is this. Will it hurt her ?

feeling very worried about this.

2006-12-17 10:56:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-17 10:53:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Huge gas bubble in my tummy it won't come out...so bad it feels like its all in my back too- pushes on my organs, very uncomfortable! This happens to me all the time even when I eat well..and I don't have to poop. I have tried:
tums ...alkaselter...gasx....mylanta...IBS drugs from doc...peppermint...sprite...u name it.

any other ideas before I internally combust??

2006-12-17 10:48:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

The range of height in my family , for girls is 5 foot- 5 foot 7, my dad is 5 foot 8, my mother is 5 foot 1 and a half...my sister is 5 foot 2..., my young bro is 5'7

so why am i ONLY 4'11 , im 16 yrs. old

I'm the shortest in my family shouldn't I b a Little over 5 foot at Least like the rest of them!!??

can i grow still to b 5'3?

2006-12-17 10:44:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

in the morning, while i'm getting ready for school, my armpits are completly dry. as soon as i get to school, my i begin to sweat alot, even if i'm just sitting there doing nothing. i wear deodorant everyday, but it doesn't help at all. i am so self consious, and i would really like this problem to stop. HELP!!!!

2006-12-17 10:43:35 · 8 answers · asked by dinos_go_rawr_x3 1

I have a sore throat and my skin hurts like I have a fever. I have exams tomorrow and I really don't want to be feeling like this in the morning. Any suggestions? I already anticipate getting plenty of sleep. Should I exercise? Am I supposed to continue to eat normally or do I restrict my diet?

2006-12-17 10:38:31 · 7 answers · asked by Muffins 1

my grandma is like 4'11, but she said she was 5'2 when she was young, she said she just 'shrunk'...

So is it true? can people shrink when they reach old age?

i heard b4 its the 'spine' that curves more that makes the old people shrink, but my grandma isn't even HUNCHED-BACK at all ! she has a straight back and good posture, so what is true here? :S

2006-12-17 10:33:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-17 10:20:20 · 2 answers · asked by bearmuscle13 1

2006-12-17 10:17:21 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous

Before anyone pops on, asking "why would you want to" please explore this topic online first. The myth that flouridated water helps teeth has been thoroughly disputed, and its harmful effects (this is listed as a toxin more damaging than lead) seem to have some possible merit.

2006-12-17 10:17:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a serious foot odor problem but only on my right foot. The left oen smells like roses even after a hard day at work. But the right one stinks shortly after bathing. A doctor recommended an oatmeal bath, so I bought some of that instant oatmeal and dumped a few sacks on the foot while it was in a bowl, but I could not bring myself to pour boiling water in the bowl due to the possibility of burning myself (Mama didn't raise no fool!). Anyway, I am at a loss of what to do and this is affecting my social life.

2006-12-17 10:11:28 · 4 answers · asked by chuckie cheese-head 2

Why do we do that?

2006-12-17 10:02:34 · 6 answers · asked by steve c 4

Doctor has given him, a course of Rectal Suppositorys.

Finding it impossible, to insert them. PLEASE HELP ME !

He starts screaming, and squirms loads. So i can't insert it.

What's the best position for him to be in ?
How can we restrain him ?

Feeling desperate for answers, and tips PLEASE. thankyou

2006-12-17 09:48:57 · 8 answers · asked by issy m 1

if they got sex regulary, that the world would be a better and peaceful place? Your thoughts?

2006-12-17 09:37:42 · 6 answers · asked by * 1

Why isn't this considered more of a public health concern? Few people even talk about it but I know so many people my age (30s) that are having hearing problems now and I think it's because of these things. I see people all the time bicycling or walking with them and I know they can't hear anything on those things.

2006-12-17 09:21:28 · 3 answers · asked by empr1982 1

iv never been a morning person and i need to stop falling asleep in class

2006-12-17 09:12:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-17 09:03:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

happens first thing in the morning and later on in the evening. She also has a slight headache with floaters behind the eye. Any suggestions? She does wear glasses.

2006-12-17 09:00:59 · 8 answers · asked by bright spark 1

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2006-12-17 08:59:33 · 8 answers · asked by andylefty 3

I know I probably spelt it wrong. But anywho. Can some one tell me some facts about Comas and the chances of someone waking up(giveing percenteges would help out more). And what ever other info u can think of.

2006-12-17 08:57:26 · 2 answers · asked by Meagan B 1

Having a nightmare giving my 4 year old his medicine.

Every time i approach him with it, he starts crying and runs away.

How can i restrain him?, so i can give it to him.?

very grateful for any advice

2006-12-17 08:53:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-17 08:48:59 · 9 answers · asked by Sarah S 2

i just need to know how to say that i crack my knuckles in french simple

2006-12-17 08:29:30 · 2 answers · asked by chris_as24 2