My wife, whose name I shall protect, was given an intimate sexual disease of bad lifestyle, `H`, by the local hair salon.
Two weeks ago, my wife went to have her hair permed, as she does every 6 weeks, at the local hair salon. In our community, a small town in the mid West, there are women of poor morals that have come because of the farmworkers. They go to the same hair salon as my wife.
So in order to protect my wife from catching a sexual disease when she uses a seat at the salon, I instruct her to sit on a fresh newspaper.
During her last visit there was a newsmens strike. My wife therefore had no choice but to sit down without a protective newspaper.
When she developed blisters, she went to the doctor who confirmed the worst.
I know that she has not been unfaithful to me, because I do not allow her to ever be unaccompanied. She is always with either me or young Mr Jones, our lodger.
Since the hair salon has caused us this grief, can I su
2006-09-14
11:58:08
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