Intimate Sexual Disease: Can I sue?

Question

My wife, whose name I shall protect, was given an intimate sexual disease of bad lifestyle, `H`, by the local hair salon.

Two weeks ago, my wife went to have her hair permed, as she does every 6 weeks, at the local hair salon. In our community, a small town in the mid West, there are women of poor morals that have come because of the farmworkers. They go to the same hair salon as my wife.

So in order to protect my wife from catching a sexual disease when she uses a seat at the salon, I instruct her to sit on a fresh newspaper.

During her last visit there was a newsmens strike. My wife therefore had no choice but to sit down without a protective newspaper.

When she developed blisters, she went to the doctor who confirmed the worst.

I know that she has not been unfaithful to me, because I do not allow her to ever be unaccompanied. She is always with either me or young Mr Jones, our lodger.

Since the hair salon has caused us this grief, can I su

Answer 1

She would require bare flesh contact to the exposed area, so, does she always get her hair permed in the buff, or are you that naive??!!
I think you answered your own question when you mentioned your faithful lap dog lodger, AKA Mr. Jones.
So good luck proving your theory, but, if I were you, get Mr. Jones tested, you might be a bit surprised.....
I wonder if you can sue his unfaithful hide hmmm.......

Answer 2

Hmmm... I hate to tell you feller, but you can't get herpes from sitting on anything. No you cannot sue, because the court will laugh at you when you present your case for a hearing. Also, there's no way you could ever prove that's where she got it.

Just for the record, I don't mean to get in your business, but when you say you do not allow her to EVER be unaccompanied, do you think maybe you might be a little over bearing? That tends to make women want to get out of the home nest and push their boundaries a little. If she's always with either you or Mr. Jones, and you know this for sure, you best be checkin' Mr. Jones for blisters.

Also, 1 in 3 people has Herpes. Just get the Valtrex and pretend it never happened.

Answer 3

Sorry Pastor

You cannot contract Herpes [of any variety] by sitting on a seat at a salon. It's even highly unlikely to catch it IF YOU WERE NAKED. Herpes virus [almost all viruses for that matter] are very sensitive. They die within minutes on cold surfaces. If you go to court with this you will be laughed out the door.

However, it's not unlikely that your wife got infected at the salon in some other way. Lipstick, for example. Remember Genital Herpes is often self-inoculating. We all must touch ourselves down there, even if she doesn't masturbate then she when she goes to the bathroom and cleans herself. Often, the virus is in our mouth, from kissing or from lipstick contamination for example, and while in the bathroom adjusting lipstick, she goes immediately to the toilet. She cleans herself and voila. Infected.

So if she got her makeup done at the salon, this could be very logical. Try to see if other individuals using the salon have recently been infected. That could bolster your claim.

I'd also avoid using terminology such as "bad morals" or "bad lifestyle." These show that you are pre-disposed to judging others' lifestyles, and this is the land of the free. As Sgt. Friday on Dragnet used to say - "Just the facts." Your wife certainly can sue simply on being given such a disease. Morals have nothing to do with it.

Answer 4

you can't catch it from a chair, or a hot tub, or much of anything besides some sort of skin-to-skin contact. You can sue if you wish, but the real question is can you win. And I am sure that you don't want to go through the questions that will be asked in a lawsuit.

Answer 5

What a far fetched story that is. Do you think we just fell off the turnip truck? Or maybe you did. You can't get an STD from sitting on a chair. There was no newsman's strike, You are a horse's patoot.

Answer 6

First of all, you would have to have absolute proof to sue and win.

You cannot get a STD by sitting in a salon chair, especially if she had clothes on. A STD is transmitted sexually. Someone who had it would have had to sit on it naked and she sit on it immediately after, naked. That is highly unlikely she got it in a salon chair.

I have heard on rare occasions you can get it on a toilet seat, but it is unlikely. Someone is not telling you the full truth.

Answer 7

What? You're an idiot! You can't sue the hair salon because you think your wife is screwing around on you. Grow up and get a brain!

Answer 8

actually a person can harbor herpe's for many many years without knowing it. it would be impossible for an attorney nor, a medical proffessional to state when a person acquired it.

things could be worse.....oh, and she could of gotten herpe's from you! (you do not have to have symptoms to have herpe's.
also, it could be more worse...it could of been something else.

as you never leave your wife "unattended" makes one think as to "why?". Could you have been the unfaithful one and so much, that this is the very reason why your wife is not allowed to venture on her own with out your domineering ways and very unhealthy idealizations?
come on dude...its 2006. it's time to let go of your past so your wife can be a little independent on her own....its a shame to know that your history makes your wifes future torture.

good luck.....support your wife and let her be who she needs to be WITH or WITHOUT you!!!!!

Answer 9

I'm rather suspect of the prophylactic properties of the newspaper in your wifes hair salon. I would go after the press company that is printing the news. They probably have more money anyway.

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Answer 10

First off you can't get a STD from sitting on a salon chair (stupid) and 2 nd of off your a moron for thinking she got the STD from sitting on a salon chair and 3rd off get Mr. Jones checked cause your blind your wife obviously been screwing around on you and your that friggin blind Geesh get a grip on life dude... And last of all maybe she got it from you cheating on her it takes 2 to tango...Pediatrics nurse for 13 years and know that u can't get a STD from sitting on chair ...(eye roll)