I know this is a forum for vegitarians and vegans, but hear me out. The common troll is delicious and nutritious - and the more you poke them, the better they taste!
Of course, you have to use the proper methods - screaming at them won't do; it just makes them happy while stressing you out. No, in order to get the fullest flavor out of trolls, you have to have fun while poking them. Trust me, it's the most humane way of doing it - trolls feed off attention, and if the attention-giver is having as much fun as the troll, then everyone wins and the troll's full flavor is unlocked.
Poke a troll today! You'll be glad you did!
2006-09-18
10:37:08
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The Lurkdragon
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