I know this is a forum for vegitarians and vegans, but hear me out. The common troll is delicious and nutritious - and the more you poke them, the better they taste!
Of course, you have to use the proper methods - screaming at them won't do; it just makes them happy while stressing you out. No, in order to get the fullest flavor out of trolls, you have to have fun while poking them. Trust me, it's the most humane way of doing it - trolls feed off attention, and if the attention-giver is having as much fun as the troll, then everyone wins and the troll's full flavor is unlocked.
Poke a troll today! You'll be glad you did!
2006-09-18 10:37:08 · 9 answers · asked by The Lurkdragon 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
I'm feelin ya.
Pass the poking stick.
2006-09-19 04:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll as in tiny people who live under bridges? What kind of troll are you talking about? And how are you poking it? Are you using a Troll Poll?
2006-09-18 17:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have been reading Billy Goats Gruff too much
2006-09-18 23:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trolls are annoying.
2006-09-18 21:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by Xaws 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that if you don't cook them properly, it's just like eating rubber bands.
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
2006-09-18 17:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean what I think you mean by "trolls" then I totally agree!
2006-09-18 17:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love trolls. they taste like asparegus.
2006-09-18 18:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by kcbubbles411 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ya say so
2006-09-18 17:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by misty_51273 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay....
2006-09-18 17:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by hmmm... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋