Family & Relationships - 4 August 2006

meaning she's bi but would be totally exclusive with you unless you both want diff....

2006-08-04 05:28:09 · 27 answers · asked by dosethatmakemecrazy 1 in Singles & Dating

what can turn a girl on I am 100 pds am 14 and am with the fire depatment

2006-08-04 05:27:43 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Singles & Dating

Sorry, I never met someone jewish exept for me, my family, and some of my dad's friends.

2006-08-04 05:27:42 · 4 answers · asked by keri f 2 in Friends

2006-08-04 05:26:56 · 20 answers · asked by ABC P 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-04 05:26:31 · 11 answers · asked by ))-->rOXY 3 in Friends

i felt bad as a friend that we haven't been talking for a while and when i asked why she said she had better things to do with her time.....we were best of friends but it just turned sour......we haven't spoken since then.

2006-08-04 05:26:29 · 11 answers · asked by rowena 1 in Friends

2006-08-04 05:26:21 · 10 answers · asked by die romantic 3 in Friends

Part 1 is in Jokes & Riddles! Willys cynical thought for the day;

Statistically 100% of all divorces started with fugging marriage! (Look it up if y'all don't believe me)

Take notes, all you Casanovas... We're all guilty of some of these, but life is for learning! Hopefully ya putting some this stuff into practice on more n' a monitor!!!!!

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But, if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you? "she'll hear the words "to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-04 05:25:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

When I first started dating her I thought it wouldn't be a problem. She doesn't eat meat, has never even tried drinking, smoking or drugs. I'm an omnivore, I drink occasionally, smoke marijuana and cigarettes. I'm 12 years older than her. Now I'm starting to feel like she is judging me, and I'm of the opinion that she has no place to do so until she has at least TRIED the things she is condemning. I also feel that her refusal to try these things are a symptom of her desire to never truly become an adult. It's not only vices that she doesn't want to try, she seems scared to try ANYTHING new. In contrast, I've always felt that in order to live life to the fullest you need to expand your experiences, and try anything once (twice if you like it!).

Will this problem go away, or will it keep getting more and more on my nerves? Should we even stay together?

2006-08-04 05:25:26 · 6 answers · asked by NickDanger_99 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-04 05:25:07 · 77 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

ok so my boy friend say he loves me but thats all he says it feels almost kinda like a scam. when my best friend said how much do u like her from a scale of 1 and 100 he said 24 what do u think.

2006-08-04 05:25:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-04 05:24:52 · 14 answers · asked by envied2002 1 in Weddings

2006-08-04 05:24:42 · 7 answers · asked by S007 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-04 05:24:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Someone told me it had to be an evening gown. Is that true, or is a short dress acceptable? What colors are okay? The wedding is this weekend.

2006-08-04 05:23:21 · 14 answers · asked by l.marie 3 in Weddings

It was that many years ago it was very easy to adopt a child, now a days it is so hard and costly. Is there anyone who knows of easier ways to adopt a child?

2006-08-04 05:22:49 · 5 answers · asked by missy1978 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-04 05:22:45 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family

2006-08-04 05:22:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I'm 21 and i'm 5' and I want to know if you are shorter then me.
I also want to know if you are weaker i can benchpress 65lbs. and can weight lift 50 pounds.

My friends say no girl is shorter or weaker

2006-08-04 05:22:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

The guys are planning on taking a fishing vacation and I will be with my daughter. I think his trips make him appresiate me more so it is no big deal. But he does not like it when I am away (which I only do for business) Is a girls trip in order and what are some good girls trip ideas. I live in California but hate Vegas.

2006-08-04 05:22:08 · 39 answers · asked by monkey f 2 in Marriage & Divorce

My son will drink anything expecially if you give him a straw, I have tried to put his formula in the sippy cup with a straw and he will drink alittle of it but not like he does in the bottle. He can down a bottle in 5 to 10 min, but he would just drink alittle out of the sippy. Should I just let him go back and forth to the sippy or try another way to get him off the bottle. I don't think he realizes that the sippy cup with the formula is his bottle. If anybody can help or let me know how you weaned your children that would be very helpful. I have 3 months to try to get him off (What his doctor says) Thanks

2006-08-04 05:21:50 · 14 answers · asked by Lauren 1 in Family

I just asked about orang soda and got 50 answers
But I asked about what cologne ladies like 2 days ago and got 2 answers

2006-08-04 05:21:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

this guy talks nonstop and it's not about work related. only time he stops talking is when he has to go to the john. and he's mostly talking to another woman. only time he doesn't when his wife chimes in. but 99.9% it's the same woman.

2006-08-04 05:21:47 · 12 answers · asked by Maria M 1 in Family

i think my husband is gay...i cought him watching gay porn.....i dunno what to do?

2006-08-04 05:20:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I've been married for just over a year...but it doesn't really seem like it b/c right after we got married my husband had to go away for 5 months for active military duty. Ever since he got back, sex hadn't really been frequent, or even GREAT for that matter. But we worked through it, and we finally got to where we were both satisfied. Or at least HE thought. After a while foreplay just went downhill. For him it's just hit it and that's it. I'm not being pleased. I hate to nag him so I don't talk about it much, but when i mention it, he says he doens't like foreplay.

As a Christian I can't deny him, so I have sex anyway, but i'm not satisfied. What should I do??? I know life goes on, and I'll live, but I want to be taken care of sexually. He's my only outlet.

2006-08-04 05:20:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

What is your most embarrassing moment??

2006-08-04 05:20:12 · 7 answers · asked by qwerty 4 in Family

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2006-08-04 05:20:12 · 9 answers · asked by sexy 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-04 05:19:50 · 38 answers · asked by TIGER_TELEGRAPH 2 in Friends

2006-08-04 05:19:43 · 16 answers · asked by kitten30fl 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-04 05:19:17 · 9 answers · asked by HannahMontana/MileyCyrus#1Fan! 1 in Singles & Dating