Family & Relationships - 11 June 2006

I'm a bitter, empty shell of a man. I like to spend my time sulking, shaking my fists at the heavens and cursing God for having created the universe, and occasionally watching Celebrity Poker Showdown on tv.

My favorite passtime is barricading myself in my home and peering suspiciously out the windows.

I believe that sex is the most beautiful thing that money can buy.

I believe that it is possible to survive entirely on a diet of cheetos.

I believe that if at first you don't succeed, throw a tantrum and quit and never try again.

I'm looking for a deeply disturbed woman, one fresh out of or perhaps still residing in a mental institution. A woman who could hide from the world with me, on the couch, watching Celebrity Poker Showdown covered in orange cheeto powder.

What do you say?

2006-06-11 07:29:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

details please! most details gets 10 points!

2006-06-11 07:28:52 · 7 answers · asked by honeiibunz09 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 07:28:36 · 14 answers · asked by dr_aryan_dr 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 07:27:20 · 12 answers · asked by fish1122 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-11 07:25:59 · 10 answers · asked by T G 1 in Weddings

2006-06-11 07:25:41 · 21 answers · asked by salcsan 3 in Marriage & Divorce

i liked this guy since he moved here and i liked him since two years ago with a on and off me liking him and at the end of this school year we REALLY started flirting but right before that he said he liked this other chick at my school but he seems ALOT more intrested in me and now shows like he dosn't even care about the other girl he said he liked a little bit....... so do i ask him out because we flirt alot or do i not (i hate rejection too *cry* lol)


p.s. he also asked me to come over one time.......when his parents wern't home (ahhhhhhh!) lol what do i do?

2006-06-11 07:25:13 · 8 answers · asked by luvvy-duvvy 1 in Singles & Dating

i want to ask to all of you that is a newly married girl will be happy with forepaly by thier husband before having intercourse with each other

2006-06-11 07:24:13 · 6 answers · asked by Just For Me 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i was dating this one girl and we were rilly close. we'v broken up now, and she really hurt my feelings, im tryng to get over her but my heart simply wont let me...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

2006-06-11 07:23:57 · 19 answers · asked by tinboy2k 1 in Singles & Dating

AFTER A WORKS DO FOUR OF MY FRIENDS ACCOMPANIED ME HOME AND WE HAD A FEW MORE DRINKS BEFORE THEY WENT HOME AND THE NEXT MORNING THE WIFE HAD A FEW HUNDERED QUID MISSING FROM HER WALLET . NOW I HAVE TO APPROACH THEM ALL EVEN TOUGH I DONT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THIS TO ME .hOW DO YOU BE TACTFUL IN THIS SITUATION .

2006-06-11 07:23:56 · 7 answers · asked by swapog 1 in Friends

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2006-06-11 07:23:50 · 8 answers · asked by yates1239 2 in Singles & Dating

I m totally depressed bcz my byfrnd had nt bin upto the mark.he's a big flirt.I want 2stop thinkin about him but somhow findin it hard2 4get him.My frnz jst askd me 2 love mysself more

2006-06-11 07:23:44 · 4 answers · asked by dincpurple 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 07:23:25 · 5 answers · asked by Dizzy Daisy 2 in Singles & Dating

I am not married nor engaged but I have many female friends whoa re married or engaged. Most of them cheat saying "They married their husband because basically he is a sucker that provides them with money, shelter and takes care of the kids" and they have another man on the side that gives them great sex/emotional needs, etc etc. So do most of you ladies do the same thing? Marry some sap to father your kids and earn money while you have another guy on the side? I'm not passing judgement, I could care less whether someone cheats or not. Just curious.

2006-06-11 07:21:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-11 07:20:07 · 5 answers · asked by tye3175 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 07:18:54 · 49 answers · asked by agatha h 1 in Family

2006-06-11 07:18:07 · 6 answers · asked by ray 5 in Marriage & Divorce

you know, make money and get famous

2006-06-11 07:17:22 · 14 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in Family

ok this guyy that i really love, wants me to have sex with him, but if my mom would find out, then i would be killed. but i would take that risk, but i dont know what to do if i were to get pregante! im sooo confused, please help me.

2006-06-11 07:17:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 07:14:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 07:13:49 · 19 answers · asked by Hillbillies are... 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-11 07:13:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2006-06-11 07:13:38 · 16 answers · asked by Dirty Old Man 1 in Singles & Dating

a woman should look pretty to attract her husband

2006-06-11 07:12:37 · 6 answers · asked by Just For Me 1 in Marriage & Divorce

he loves me.. he tells me all the time but he still wants me to prove to him i love him and i really dont know how... im kinda lost...

2006-06-11 07:11:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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2006-06-11 07:11:10 · 8 answers · asked by crystalf 1 in Weddings

and theres this girl i like but im not sure if she likes me should i ask her out before summer?

2006-06-11 07:10:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i'm 19, he's 27. i've been with my boyfriend for 4 years. we've been planning to get married for 3-1/2 years. the problem is i used to be in love with him, but now i haven't felt anything for him for almost 2yrs. we dont have sex cuz i dont like it. max 1 every 2months. he says its ok n when we're married we dont have to have sex. im not frigid i just dont feel anything for him so its hard to pretend. would we work out? we r very comfortable wit eachother. what shud i do?

2006-06-11 07:09:33 · 18 answers · asked by slashaholic 1 in Marriage & Divorce

He asked me to be his girlfriend but he lives in a whole dif state then I do. I turned him down. Is that wrong or mean? i feel guilty, what should i do now?

2006-06-11 07:08:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I really want a boyfriend, but im afraid of getting rejected, and im shy aroung guys. Any advice?

2006-06-11 07:08:21 · 12 answers · asked by lynn 2 in Singles & Dating