Education & Reference - 27 November 2007

innuendo means an indirect hint or reference

2007-11-27 11:42:30 · 7 answers · asked by Ashton M 1 in Words & Wordplay

“Our zoo profits are dropping dramatically. We might become bankrupt very soon if we don’t think of something new to attract more visitors,” Alien 10 ferociously said.

“Well, what we could do is capture more zazacas,” Alien 13 gently replied.

“You tell me how that would increase our profits when we already have plenty of zazacas,“
Alien 10 angrily replied as his fist hit the desk.

“Sorry, it was just a suggestion,” Alien 13 responded, stuttering.

Alien 10 said, “Well can you keep your foolish ideas to yourself?”

Alien 15 responded, ”I have the perfect idea. Alien Scientist 324 recently discovered a new planet where the people call themselves 'humans.' They live on a Planet Called 'Earth,' the 294th planet found with life on it. But, out of all the planets with life on them, there's is the most uncivilized. They have noses on their faces instead of their arms! Isn’t that weird? They also have two arms instead of three. They are truly ugly looking. Now, let me tell you how unintelligent these humans are. They haven’t discovered teleportation or cloning. They haven’t even discovered how to make devices to allow themselves to contact each other telepathically. Instead, they carry around these large devices called 'cellular phones,' which are truly annoying. They make these ringing sounds.”

Alien 10 interrupted. “As much as I would like to hear about this highly unsophisticated, extra-terrestrial biological entity, what does this have to do with our zoo? You're off subject.“

"Well your alien supremeness, I say we teleport to this highly unsophisticated planet, enter in one of their human hospitals, take a baby human, teleport back to our planet, and place him in a zoo,” Alien 15 said while putting his three hands in the air widely.

“Do you have the coordinates to a hospital on Earth and temporary DNA changers so we can transform into one of these humans?“ Alien 10 asked.

“Though they might still be stuck in the digital age, we shouldn’t interfere with this civilization. It isn’t nice. How would you like it if someone just put you in a zoo?“ Alien 13 replied. Everyone laughed simultaneously

“They're not people, they're humans,” someone replied.

“What are the coordinates to this planet, Alien 15,” Alien 10 said, still laughing at the comment Alien 13 a made.

"540 by 905 are the exact coordinates, sir, and here is a sample of human hair. Put it on the DNA modifier. It will change us to humans, but we will still have our superior alien brains," Alien 15 said back as 10 put in the information to his watch and teleported to a human hospital.

"We need to be quick and agile if we are going to succeed," Alien 10 said, looking at a vending machine. "I wonder what a human liquefied edible element tastes like," thought Alien 10 to himself as he tried to get a drink by shaking the machine.
Telepathically and the zoo profits went up tremendously over the pass few days. Plenty of people visited The Global Zoo of Mathgloboor. The human was the greatest attraction after a month the zoo profits rise way higher then expected seventy billion gold pieces .Years went past the human had know knowledge of himself a feral child isolated from humans not able to speak his on lauagage but the zoo was the largest its all of mathgloboor and all of the employees became rich.. The human became like a jungle animal walking on four legs licking up the much they placed on his floor cage. Until one day a Alien 13 was sadden by what the did and decided to make a change. Alien 13 was a extremely intelligent scientist he worked at the zoo from the side. Throughout the years he was working on a device powered by water it could transmit knowledge to outsiders. And he finally was about to hook it up when it was night. He put the wires in the humans brain and transmitted the knowledge that was needed to who he was. I know who I am said the human I want to return to my planet . The only way to can go back to earth is if you meet with the Alien overlord a cruel dictator who runs this planet and who’s ancestor have run
This planet vigorously. Unless you somehow fight him but you wouldn’t have any chances of winning unless you well no. . Tell me I need to go back to my planet for so long I never knew who I was but now I know who I am I don’t even know my name my family said the human. Look walk from here to over their alien 13. And the human did.
Just as I thought the gravitational pull from this planet Is 43653 times stronger then the one on Earth. Meaning you have somewhat adapted to this planet you have gotten used to the high gravity of this planet in comparison with earth if you go back to earth where the gravirt is so low your muscles would have developed further than normal. Making the very strong so you can jump high and low run very fast and possibly fly alien 13 said quietly. But how is this going to help me go back to earth the human said eagerly.

2007-11-27 11:40:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Im writing a paper and my brain is not really working right now so help me out ha

2007-11-27 11:39:32 · 7 answers · asked by Neweyes777 4 in Words & Wordplay

do you know what page this quote is on?
As you grow older, you'll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don't you forget it -- whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash.

2007-11-27 11:29:00 · 5 answers · asked by hellodolly 2 in Quotations

2007-11-27 11:25:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

I got this from EBSCO HOST Research Databases
This is what I have so far but I think I need to cite it under database status.
Leary, Warren E. “Craft Nears Venus to seek Global Warming
Clues.” New York Times 2006: 155, 53545, A12-A12.
Thanks for the help anyone. I hate citations they are so complex and difficult I think they are stupid because they frustrated me everytime.

2007-11-27 11:20:22 · 2 answers · asked by the worr e ore 5 in Quotations

this is the problem:
n(5n-2)(2n+5)=0
Does anybody know how to solve this?
The lesson is Solving Equations by Factoring

2007-11-27 11:14:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-11-27 11:09:19 · 4 answers · asked by jorge 1 in Words & Wordplay

This should be pretty easy, i have to write an essay that asks for: do you think life is unfair (i chose yes its unfair) and three points why.

2007-11-27 11:06:00 · 28 answers · asked by Stone 2 in Homework Help

Okay, well actually I left it in my mom's car, but she's in a meeting and probably won't be back until ten.

And YES, I KNOW I'm a slacker. It's only in science though .... really and truly! =D

Okay. Hypothesis. Purpose. Materials. Procedure. Results. Conclusion.

ummmm .......

what else? Hehe. Thanks, if anyone can think of any others! =D

2007-11-27 11:00:58 · 3 answers · asked by Me 7 in Primary & Secondary Education

Can anyone give me a list from best to least of the CSU and another list from best to least on its areas? Also which school would you consider me going to if i'm thinking about computer science but i'm also interested in Japanese/East asian studies. I'm not really sure on my major.

2007-11-27 11:00:55 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

What's the most common way of finding a job? Does your counselor help you out after you graduate, newspaper ads?? It seems like the internet is kinda limiting and arbitrary.

2007-11-27 10:59:18 · 14 answers · asked by sarah 4 in Higher Education (University +)

PRESENT and RESENT -- do these words

1. have a similar meaning
2. have contradictory meanings
3. mean neither the same nor the opposite


thanks

2007-11-27 10:57:47 · 4 answers · asked by john doe 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-11-27 10:57:25 · 2 answers · asked by john 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Well, I've only read one book by my own. I'm not a fan of reading and writing. But I love learning new vocab and learning how to use English properly. I also feel the need to be better than anyone around me in English (I know, that's kind of selfish :P) and know more than the average person (Grammer vocab...etc). Is that enough to major in English?

I know that my English sucks now. But I didn't even go to high school due to health and family problems. And I don't know how I passed middle school, because I couldn't study anything. I had to learn everything on my own. So I think my English is ok considering my situation. I just got my GED and planning to study Enlish at a community college here in Florida. I am just not sure if I should do so because I am not into reading and writing. Do you think I should pick another major and that I shouldn't major in English? Does everyone studying English like reading and writing?

Thanks in advance!

2007-11-27 10:55:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2007-11-27 10:47:32 · 39 answers · asked by ashley s 1 in Trivia

math, simplify

2007-11-27 10:41:45 · 4 answers · asked by Danilo O 1 in Homework Help

Im also creating a video as a visual aid. If anyone has suggestions or other things they would liek me to include, please let me know cause im not quite sure what to write about.

2007-11-27 10:41:11 · 5 answers · asked by shannon d 2 in Homework Help

There is only 1 gifted class in her school and she is in it. Her teacher has this discipline plan that includes popsicle sticks. If the kid get 6, they get a treasure (candy or stickers, etc) To a 5 year old, this is huge. The teacher gives her one stick every day and then makes my daughter walk over and give up her stick EVERY DAY for clarifying the instructions in a center, reading to loud with headsets on, etc. I left her a voice mail telling her I support her just to let her know that I would work with my daughter, but this is ridiculous. Now she has my daughter thinking I am against her and with the teacher. My 5 year old is miserable. She is doubting herself. I told her father, my ex husband, and his response was that I AM NOT GOING TO TELL THE TEACHER I THINK SHE IS PICKING ON HER and then "he hangs up on me!" What the hell do I do???

2007-11-27 10:40:11 · 10 answers · asked by SuperMom1306 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

I like all three of these books (Business law, Intro to Bus., and Personal Finance). But they are not from my major. I also need the money . And the longer i wait to decide, the less likely I will get much money for these books because the publishers always put out new revisions.
What should I do?

2007-11-27 10:39:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

ive been out of college for a year now and i heard if your out for 3 consesequitive somesters ill have to sart over again

2007-11-27 10:39:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

math , simplify

2007-11-27 10:38:47 · 1 answers · asked by Danilo O 1 in Homework Help

2007-11-27 10:37:23 · 4 answers · asked by intelligencefactor1 1 in Homework Help

Math, simplify

2007-11-27 10:34:19 · 3 answers · asked by Dee Dee 1 in Homework Help

looking to break this up into 3 main parts. Do you have any suggesstions?

2007-11-27 10:31:48 · 3 answers · asked by J C 1 in Homework Help

2007-11-27 10:15:36 · 4 answers · asked by jumpintopanama 1 in Words & Wordplay

Guys....what is your definition of lovestoned?
what's it like for you?

2007-11-27 10:12:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

ramshackle
creaky
surprised
mason jar
1800
parasol
mule
time machine
2200
NOOOOOOOO!!

2007-11-27 10:11:01 · 8 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Words & Wordplay

For algebra I have a word problem and i need to figure out the equations "The first number is 12 less than the second number. Twice the first number increased by the second is 26. Find the numbers" How would I figure that out? I dont just want the answer, I want help. Thanks

2007-11-27 10:09:20 · 2 answers · asked by me 2 in Homework Help

2007-11-27 10:09:14 · 1 answers · asked by Nicole W 1 in Quotations