Skin & Body - December 2006

artist.
"Why of course!"

"Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh."

'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get upon the table.'

After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. "That doesn't look like them!" she complains loudly.
"Oh yes it does," the artist says indignantly,“ and I can prove it."
With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the
street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.

"Well, what do you think?" the woman asks, spreading her legs. "Do you know who these men are?"

The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. "I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!"

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Wish you Happy and prosperous New Year for 2007.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-31 23:10:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

I Had My Belly Peirced On The 12th or sumit in December and my 12th Birthday Was on The 20th Of December All My Family Have Had It dun and its not sluttish if any1 wants to ask infomation about it i will reply or maybe add me on msn or email me at charliejade557@hotmail.com
Info: Your Neva To Young To Have It Dun or 2 Skinny Unless Ya Anorexic lol And If It Looks Un Swollen After about a week take it out and swap it with a small gold 1 because inside the belly bars the people peirce in first is plastic So make Sure Yew Do After About 2 weeks dont leave it in cause my auntie did this and it got infected thats why it gets infected and the rest of my family who have had it dun have neva had it infected because we have changed it.

2006-12-31 23:09:07 · 22 answers · asked by SeXiE WeXiE tInEy wInEy 2 in Other - Skin & Body

2006-12-31 22:54:30 · 10 answers · asked by kristo 1 in Other - Skin & Body

How do I lighten/whiten my skin? Could you please suggest products that I can use? Do those bleach tablets work? Creams?

NOTE: I don't need answers telling me to ask Michael Jackson OR lecture me about being comfortable/content with my own skin color.

Thank you very much and Happy New Year!

2006-12-31 22:35:40 · 19 answers · asked by Arashikitty 3 in Other - Skin & Body

I got a Brazilian wax for my wedding/honeymoon a few months ago and I loved the results, except that for the next few days after, it was itching so-o badly, which has made me not want to go get another one. Is that common and what can I do about it? Is it from the regrowth and if so, what can I put on it to stop the itching? I have pretty sensitive skin so I was thinking that maybe I was allergic to the wax or something, but if it's a common problem, I'd like to know what to do. Can anyone help me? Thanks!

2006-12-31 21:54:29 · 11 answers · asked by jenkatie06 2 in Other - Skin & Body

my tattoo looks like it is peeling but not itching and its messed up some of my lines they dont look straight anymore what do i do i havent scratched it or even messed with it just been puttin lotion and neosporin on it

2006-12-31 20:52:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

I have a sensitive skin and some part in the skin on my face turns red at any moment. Will I carry this problem through out my whole life?

2006-12-31 20:31:35 · 4 answers · asked by jong jong 2 in Other - Skin & Body

does it removes dead cells too?

2006-12-31 19:56:29 · 6 answers · asked by ♥reDevils♫violentRed 2 in Other - Skin & Body

I know that cellulite is very common, but I am absolutely disgusted with mine! Before anyone starts accusing me of being fat or lazy - slow down! I am an active, slim young woman and I hate that I have it. If anybody knows of any products or fairly inexpensive treatments/procedures I would greatly appreciate it...

2006-12-31 19:45:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

Anyone can advice me what is the best way or effective way to clear acne on your face? Those scars after acne can be removed?

2006-12-31 19:07:26 · 20 answers · asked by TCL 1 in Other - Skin & Body

How many session did it take and what size was it? did you remove by laser? what colour was the ink? is it completely removed?

2006-12-31 18:57:27 · 8 answers · asked by nina 2 in Tattoos

2006-12-31 18:50:16 · 6 answers · asked by Jaimee C 1 in Tattoos

am only 17..but i was rlllyy skinny and i gained some weight last yr..so i got stretch marks..
anyway..the weird thing is..everybody is talking about how their "red" stretch marks turned nearly white..my stretch marks were NEVER red..they're like whitish..well..not whitish..but like..lighter than my skin color..
my natural skin tone is beige-ish..kindda looks like am kindda tanned..
so anyway..why is my stretch marks different!?

2006-12-31 17:04:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

I have ideas for tattoos.

*The Japanese kanji for 'sexy' on my boobs (Like Eve's pawprints
*A dotted line and 'Cut along here' on my wrist
*A garter/ stockingtop and suspender on my thigh
*selbydate16.... somewhere, but no idea where.

These tattoos would most likely be in black and white, if I ever get them XD!

2006-12-31 16:42:13 · 19 answers · asked by swelwynemma 7 in Tattoos

I have pimples.....straight up. They say chocolate does its and you know I've ben eating ALOT of chocolate lately...I just couldn't resist the chocolately goodness. Anyways does chocolate really cause acne? What else can cause acne and how exactly can i get rid of it? Whats the best product?

Whoa alot of questions I got there.

2006-12-31 16:37:08 · 18 answers · asked by Chels 1 in Other - Skin & Body

I have pimples on my back (near the shoulder blade area) ... i think it's from the bra rubbing on the skin, but i'm not sure ... what should i do to remove them? i tried the body wash that gets rid of acne from Neutrogena, but it didn't do anything!

2006-12-31 16:20:40 · 18 answers · asked by AnGeL 4 in Other - Skin & Body

and while i'm asking... whoa, did you see dick clark? he should pass the baton, it was uncomfortable watching the new years festivities this year. anyway, i'm going to fix another drink.

2006-12-31 16:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Tattoos

Thanks a lot!

2006-12-31 14:53:02 · 13 answers · asked by amoora 1 in Other - Skin & Body

I have slight hair on my upper lip and I am so embarrased of it can i use any kind of hair removing cream that I can use to remove it all and it won't make my skin black

2006-12-31 14:14:47 · 17 answers · asked by tennis_babe 1 in Other - Skin & Body

They go from blue to grey or green, sometimes they are a combination of the three...... why is that?

2006-12-31 13:48:50 · 13 answers · asked by girl of lamancha 2 in Other - Skin & Body

Im getting married in June and I have two tattoo that I would like to cover for the day my dress is a halter any suggestions?

2006-12-31 13:35:36 · 17 answers · asked by beautifly459 2 in Tattoos

lol idk wut to tell him but people alwayz make fun of him for it...lol people alwayz ask me: why are u going out with purple face?? lol or haha ur boyfriends face is like purple! lol anywayz wut should i tell him or how can he get rid of it??

2006-12-31 13:21:05 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Sky&&Jazz♥ 2 in Other - Skin & Body

I have Proactiv..and it works pretty good. but u know that u have to keep ordering it..and that takes a few weeks to come..so during that time, my face breaks out. so basically after u use it all, and wait for the other package to come..ur face breaks out when you dont use it during that time.. ive heard that the Burts Bees' Soaps work well..and St. Ives...? so..do they really?? Thank you.

2006-12-31 13:14:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2006-12-31 13:07:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2006-12-31 12:30:32 · 15 answers · asked by SHASON 1 in Other - Skin & Body

because i love to swim and i want to be able to stay under water longer

2006-12-31 12:30:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

I have really bad eczema and I was wondering which would be the best skin cream for it.Everything I have tried has practicly burned. My eczema is really really bad and I have gone to a dermatoligst and creams with steroids burn to. Will it ever go away?

2006-12-31 11:57:29 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

I have heard something about wearing a patch on your tattoo and it will remove it, does anyone know about this and how it works?

2006-12-31 11:38:52 · 6 answers · asked by anusmagee1127 1 in Tattoos

I just turn 15 ealier this month and my mother said that next month she was going to take me to get a tattoo. I want a star slightly abovemy hip and I am kinda scared bcuz my mom said that it feels like needles dragging in your skin but I really want one so tell me whatcha think. Should I get one?

here's how it's gonna look like this but instead of red and blue its going to be light pink and green:
http://tatsandtags.com/pages/2x2_77.html

2006-12-31 11:27:22 · 47 answers · asked by Dancin♥Qu33n 3 in Tattoos

I know this question has been asked a thousand times, but do you guys prefer women who are thin, like this: http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1116/copyofdonyaleluna0vo.jpg
or women who are plump and curvy, like this: http://mielofon.com/actress/diana_dors/diana-dors-002.jpg
or women who're muscled, like this: http://www.nriinternet.com/Association/BeliveITorNOT/Pictures/31-40/34womenbodybuilders.jpg ?

2006-12-31 11:18:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body