Arts & Humanities - 14 December 2007

2007-12-14 02:46:20 · 2 answers · asked by E-Jay 1 in Drawing & Illustration

2007-12-14 02:44:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Poem 1:
My Dear Aunt Dot, left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the sh!t up, then she hit the streets
Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece
Damn.. what went wrong?
Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?
B!tches all up in my a$$ like a thong
If this was a show, y'all h0es would get "gonged"
Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
What the fvck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on

Poem 2:
To me she was my lover, and also a dear friend,
To others she was a blow up doll, that pleasured my rear end,

The day my sweetheart left me, was the day I smoked some hash,
The cherry bounced from my bong, and landed on her gash.

The melting plastic smelt horrible, the stench of death was bad,
In my memories I'll hold her, like the time I shared her with my dad.

My sweethearts gone for good now, and I'll never forget my Jen,
now I've traded her in for a new model, a lovely gent named Ken.
Now Ken, he made my heart race, it never skipped a beat,
Especially when he jiggled, and played with my man meat...


Poem 3:

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Flashing all the old ladies by lifting his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, grabbing for his glock,
"Are the women in their beds, for it's now ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are you coming in?
Come and have a drink with us, won't you have some gin?,
The wife is spread out on the floor, and she's really cheap,
And here's a naughty midget who will not fall asleep!"
Anything but sleep, you rogue! come and whip some poon,
Come punish this filthy wh0re, slap her with a spoon,
Rumbling, tumbling round about, garnishing his c0ck,
Shrieking like I don't know what, sleeping with the gobbledock.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - a deal is a deal!
See that woman wriggling around like an eel?,
Tugging at his you-know-what, and slapping women's bums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he cuums!"
Weary is the woman who sounds a dirty moan,
A small short little diddle, who can't cvm on his own,
Who always has a battle with sheep before he'll squirt in an eye
But a kiss from her rosy lips makes me say "bye bye".

2007-12-14 02:43:31 · 11 answers · asked by Chelz 2 in Poetry

2007-12-14 02:39:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

...that there is SOMETHING good in each and every person?

2007-12-14 02:37:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Hi! I have to write a 15 page paper on Kerouac's works, and want some ideas for a topic. (I have read many of them). I have been thinking of doing something along the lines of "religion" or "the American dream" but these seem trite and also very hard to reach 15 pages. Any suggestions!?

2007-12-14 02:33:03 · 2 answers · asked by Todd K 2 in Books & Authors

does anyone know where i can find one?

2007-12-14 02:32:32 · 5 answers · asked by Joey S 2 in History

At least history

2007-12-14 02:30:53 · 2 answers · asked by sundeep 9732 1 in History

2007-12-14 02:30:11 · 3 answers · asked by Reanna P 1 in History

2007-12-14 02:30:11 · 2 answers · asked by pollockbritteny 1 in History

2007-12-14 02:29:24 · 4 answers · asked by Fish 1 in History

I need tio knw 4 History!!!!!!

2007-12-14 02:23:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-12-14 02:21:20 · 20 answers · asked by shruti 1 in Books & Authors

The special condition Mexico stipulated for settlers in it's territory was ____ to the ____ government.

???

2007-12-14 02:15:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-12-14 02:12:49 · 16 answers · asked by sk8rgivmeinfo 1 in History

I see a red door, but I want it painted.

2007-12-14 02:05:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

2007-12-14 02:03:55 · 8 answers · asked by Mere Mortal 7 in Photography

i am working on acting but sometimes wish i had some guidence on how to start can anyone help

2007-12-14 01:58:30 · 7 answers · asked by cflow15 1 in Theater & Acting

Erford , Rome Or Wittenberg and why or how???

2007-12-14 01:57:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-12-14 01:46:48 · 10 answers · asked by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 in Poetry

Can't be outdoors, any suggestions?
Thank you!

2007-12-14 01:44:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

hi. not so much a question as an advert.

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selling 3 books for ow price, but would like a little more publicity.

i hope you guys dont object.

cheers, and happy looking.

2007-12-14 01:34:06 · 1 answers · asked by redastra2000 2 in Books & Authors

At school our teacher gave us some acts from Romeo and Juliet to do. And we have to design costumes, the scenery and everything. And we are in a horrible crisis of time, since some of us were ill and we couldn't work on it. The problem with the costumes is resolved but the scenery...we only have 2 big pieces of 'paper' well something thicker that it's painted and that's all...The 2 acts we have are on a street (Benvolio and Mercutio) and one in Lorentzo's home (he's the priest). God pls help us i am all cryed out we dunno what to do! What to make...

2007-12-14 01:31:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anca 2 in Theater & Acting

get what they want. Or a person hat has everything already and is willing to lie steal and cheat people that have nothing just to get more?

2007-12-14 01:26:51 · 14 answers · asked by Vivianna 4 in Philosophy

And doesn't cost more than $50 bucks?

2007-12-14 01:26:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

2007-12-14 01:22:12 · 37 answers · asked by Coach E! 4 in Philosophy

2007-12-14 01:21:53 · 6 answers · asked by pollockbritteny 1 in History

2007-12-14 01:19:24 · 6 answers · asked by pollockbritteny 1 in History

2007-12-14 01:15:50 · 11 answers · asked by soliman k 1 in History

Siddhartha's claim

2007-12-14 01:10:35 · 7 answers · asked by kal-el 1 in Philosophy