All categories - 21 December 2007

These are always great! I have a few myself

Hide in the clothes rack and when some random kid with glasses walks by, drag him in and say "You're a wizard, Harry!"
Take a sharpie and write on someone's back when they aren't looking
Pick your nose and wipe it on the nearest kid. Do it noticeably, too.
Pick your nose and wipe it on the nearest employee.
Throw random stuff into the next aisle over the top of the shelves.
Walk up to some random guy with his girlfriend and throw yourself into his arms yelling "Oh, Robert, I love you!"

Anyone else have any?

2007-12-21 08:44:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My 3 year old daughter is soooo smart! She knows EVERYTHING! The problem is that she has a lot of problem pronouncing her words. You really have to listen to understand what she is saying. I on the other hand get exactly what she's saying 98% of the time. But thats cause I am a stay at home mom and am with her ALL DAY EVERY DAY. She pronounces a lot of things wrong. Like "Daddy" is "Aggy", Dora is "Gora", Fish is "bish" and the list goes on and on. Almost every word is mispronounced. And when you try to correct her she just crosses her arms and refuses to talk. LOL She's hardheaded like her DADDY! Also, she can't draw, like circles, or a straight line. She does however, do zigzags across a paper. In straight rows all the way down an entire sheet, as if she is writing. She can't peddle a bike forward, only backwards. But when you try to help her on any of this she gets mad and doesn't want to do it anymore. Has anybody else had this problem? Is she learning at a normal rate?

2007-12-21 08:44:46 · 7 answers · asked by @>*~Be@ut!ful D!$@$ter~*<@ 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

A twenty five year old with below average GCSE's with lots of work experience OR a person of the same age with excellent GCSE's and A levels, a masters degree in Maths whom has no work experience.

2007-12-21 08:44:40 · 13 answers · asked by The Fresh Prince 4 in Other - Careers & Employment

I have this sister in law that thinks she can say whatever she wants to me and then expects me to befriend her when I come around. Should I go ahead a beat the heck out of her like I have been wanting too for two years or just sit back and laugh at her when I see her?

2007-12-21 08:44:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-12-21 08:44:32 · 2 answers · asked by Hani 2 in Jokes & Riddles

How come atheists get married when marriage is a holy matrimony between man woman and God dating back to the creation of humans? I mean I don’t see Christians picking up no atheist traditions (if you have any) and implementing them into their life.
And please dont say its a new age tradition cause its not.

2007-12-21 08:44:20 · 34 answers · asked by LA High Rise 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Any kind just name away!

2007-12-21 08:44:08 · 12 answers · asked by brkbrttny 2 in Comics & Animation

I had a unweighted GPA of 2.8 that counts sophomore and fresh years, but now I'm currently in my junior year. I got mostly all A's and B's sophomore year but freshman year was mostly C's and D's. This year I plan to still get plenty of A's and B's again. I'm involved in a community service club, the class of 09' club, CSF(California Scholarship Federation), and a school pride club. I'm also considering joining track and field this year. I haven't yet taken my SAT's this year though but I'm planning too. Also I had my heart set on USC but now as I'm getting older i am keeping my options open.

2007-12-21 08:44:08 · 4 answers · asked by Sean 2 in Higher Education (University +)

I see my boyfriend everyday, we do everything together,i dont feel like a whole person unless he's with me. I dont have my own identity anymore, its like im forgetting who i am and instead of being myself im just being 'his girlfriend'. I love my boyfriend with all my heart and i love spending time with him more than anything but i feel like i need to find myself and bring back my own identity, what should i do??

2007-12-21 08:44:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-21 08:44:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I seem to keep having dreams of close family members passing on that havent.
And I keep having dreams about my grandmother who passed on a little over a year ago.
what would be a reason for this?

2007-12-21 08:43:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

It is illegal ease drop on yourself in Illinois = my favorite retarted law lol

2007-12-21 08:43:32 · 18 answers · asked by tennismaster16666 3 in Polls & Surveys

Disclosure: I already asked this in the politics area of YA, trying it in the religion area to see what the difference in responses might be.

The establishment clause of the first amendment to the US constitution is generally interpreted to give freedom of religion. How does that apply to atheists? Generally speaking, religious discrimination has been condemned as illegal in theory, if not in practice, as long as a specific religion’s beliefs do not cause them to violate some other US law (e.g. fundamental Mormons and polygamy). But atheists are rarely given the same regard. Do you think atheists face discrimination? If the establishment clause guarantees freedom of religion, does it guarantee atheists freedom from religion? If not, why not?

For reference:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; ..."

2007-12-21 08:43:32 · 11 answers · asked by norm. 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-21 08:43:29 · 15 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Polls & Surveys

I want to find an awesome song for my myspace that no one else would have because its old, but i want a really kool beat song and stuff. any ideas?

2007-12-21 08:43:28 · 8 answers · asked by Firemonkey9898 2 in Rock and Pop

So I've read in an article that in most states, that any MD can perform plastic surgery without board certification. That means anyone from gynecologist to possibly even your dentist may be able to legally perform cosmetic surgery procedures. ABPS (American Board of Plastic Surgery) qualification includes graduation from an accredited medical school and completion of five years of additional training as a resident surgeon, three in general surgery and two in plastic surgery. So what are the limitations of the cosmetic surgical procedures that can be perfomed by MDs?

2007-12-21 08:43:17 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Higher Education (University +)

My friend loaned me a total of about $13k over the past 2 years. We have nothing in writing; just a verbal contract that I would pay him back when I was able to. Well I am going to be able to very soon due to the sale of some property. Can I just write him a check for the amount I owe him and forget about it? Or is there some sort of paperwork I must complete for taxes?
Thank you for your help.

2007-12-21 08:42:59 · 2 answers · asked by Criss_Mousse 3 in United States

If there is a "terrorist"attack all Bush has to do is declare martial law and use an executive order that FDR signed back in the 30s ,can essentially make him a president for another term.He already said hes not to happy about whos running and wants in on the race and it didnt seem like he wanted to support anyone cause he thinks they are all underqualified ,he hinted this at the press confrence yesterday.

2007-12-21 08:42:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

Would you say you like it more, or less than others, or just treat them all the same? Why?

2007-12-21 08:42:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

...still let your kids go to school if you think what they teach in school is wrong, why not yank them out and leave it to god and church to educate them?
They will be smarter if they're educated by god right?

2007-12-21 08:42:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If a ball is thrown vertically upward from a height of 5 ft. with an initial velocity of 80 ft/sec, its height h after t seconds is given below. How long does it take the ball to return to the ground? Round to two decimal places.
h=-16t^2+80t+5

2007-12-21 08:42:48 · 4 answers · asked by lynne 2 in Mathematics

After all, in 2001 they claimed they had 19,000 skeptical scientists who had signed the Oregon Petition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_petition

Now even scouring the ranks of chemists, mathematicians, engineers, and retired architects, Inhofe can only find 400 skeptics.

http://epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Minority.SenateReport#report

Does this mean that the skeptics have lost 98% of their numbers in just a few years?

2007-12-21 08:42:43 · 7 answers · asked by Dana1981 7 in Global Warming

2007-12-21 08:42:15 · 12 answers · asked by Jenny 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-21 08:41:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

The goal of corporate prisons is profit so they push to have as many people incarcerated as possible for as long as possible. Why are non-violent drug offenders being used as "assets" for corporate prisons at the taxpayer expense? Why are we paying thousands of dollars a month to imprison each person only to have them learning how to become a true criminal when they ever get out? What should be done?

2007-12-21 08:41:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-12-21 08:41:23 · 3 answers · asked by Princess.daisyy 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

my henry seems to like tangy cheese doritos, i was wondering, is it safe for him to be allowed to eat it?

2007-12-21 08:41:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

I've seen a lot of questions asking where the energy came from to perform the "big bang". I'm an atheist, I really don't know if the big bang happened or not I'm not sure what happened but I do know that the big bang makes tons more sense than a floating bearded man snapping his fingers.

So here's my question for you, Where did god come from?

2007-12-21 08:41:20 · 17 answers · asked by Frankenchrist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-21 08:41:09 · 37 answers · asked by zingis 6 in Polls & Surveys