As a young boy enters a barber shop the barber whispers to
his customer's. This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove
it to you."
The barber puts a pound in one hand and 2 pounds
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which
do you want, son?" The boy takes the pound and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That
kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young
boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the pound instead of the 2 pounds?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the
day I take the 2 pounds, the game's over!"
2007-12-15
22:52:19
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