As a young boy enters a barber shop the barber whispers to
his customer's. This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove
it to you."
The barber puts a pound in one hand and 2 pounds
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which
do you want, son?" The boy takes the pound and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That
kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young
boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the pound instead of the 2 pounds?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the
day I take the 2 pounds, the game's over!"
2007-12-15 22:52:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-16 14:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dumb Americans opened a museum to teach children that dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time as humans, and it only cost a billion dollars now that is dumb, dumb, dumb & dumber
2016-04-09 06:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart kid! took a minute 'til i realized the pound was english money.
2007-12-15 22:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A funny kind of dumb. Lol
2007-12-16 00:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, more like really clever boy, not so intelligent store keeper. have a starr. :)
2007-12-16 14:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-16 03:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a smart kid to me...haha
2007-12-15 22:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by °°♥Destined4Dream♥°° 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the kid isn't so dumb after all Good Joke
2007-12-16 19:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it a long time ago but still makes me smile.
2007-12-15 23:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, brilliant, thnx.
2007-12-16 03:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋