All categories - 14 December 2007

ok, so this is my second attempt to have sex with my girl with no success. i would get hard but only for a short time. i get hard easily but it dies after like a minute. i told my girl that i can get hard quick if i see her naked but she only wants to do it in the dark. and that doesnt help me. Even if i see her naked i still dont think i would stay hard lol. im weird, i dont get hard lookin at her naked body but i get hard lookin when at her naked booty in sum position. she doesnt want me takin viagra either so. we are still virgins by the way. im 20 and she is 18. so ya.

2007-12-14 22:20:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I put concealer on them, but that only does so much, they are still noticeable. Would putting slices of cool cucumbers on them help?

2007-12-14 22:19:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which Indian Government offices do marriage registration under special marriage act. Its understood that 30 notice is required for this marriage, I am working in abroad and my would be is in India, is it possible to give 30 days notice from abroad and return to india during marriage. Only legal experts please answer

2007-12-14 22:19:47 · 4 answers · asked by sweetguy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

well there is this guy and i like him and he likes me but when he is around this one guy he barely talks to me like hes embarressed or somthing then today after school we walked home together and he goes ima stop right here ill wait on mom so i was like oh ok bye and then i wanted to see where he was goin (i wasnt stalkin its just i heard stuff bout where he lived and i wanted to see if it was true) well i saw him go in this old broken down house and he went in and closed the door and then i saw a light come on so he lives there but he dresses REALLY nice and then i was walkin home from my friends house which is his neighbor and i heard him yelling at this little kid walking down the street and i was like whats he doing and i saw him take that guys jacket...i dont no if its bc he REALLY poor and thats how he gets clothes or hes just mean.i dont no but now my girls are sayin i can do better but he is SO NICE and funny.i just dont no who to listen to my girls or just like him anyway!

2007-12-14 22:19:16 · 4 answers · asked by Chri$tineeeee. 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-14 22:18:57 · 7 answers · asked by nithya mahi 2 in Engineering

2007-12-14 22:18:29 · 12 answers · asked by Tigris 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just answered somebody else's question about why people were up so late on Friday night. I've also answered questions this morning (Saturday morning where I am) from folks in England and Austrailia.

I'm just curious about how much of the world Yahoo! Answers is spanding right now.

I for instance am in Jacksonville, Florida in the United States.

Thanks!

2007-12-14 22:18:22 · 15 answers · asked by Jake B 4 in Standards & Testing

Howard Jones, Pat Benatar, Billy Squier, A Flock of Seagulls, ABC, Hall& Oates,Psychedelic Furs, Iggy Pop, Big Audio Dynamite, The Cure, Bjork, or The Talking Heads? What is your favorite 80s group/artist?

2007-12-14 22:17:43 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm completely open-minded on this question, and interested in all answers regardless of one's view of our relationship to the cosmos.

I'm talking about a horror which has been resurrected from the dungheap of Internet bad ideas to scourge us--and in particular ears--again.

Yes, I'm talking about audio ads. They're reappearing again in Yahoo! Answers.

It could very well be the work of Satan. I'm willing to buy that. But I'm open to alternative theories. I thought this stuff was dead and gone. But this really annoying Gap ad that shows up on open questions under the "Beauty and Style" section is putting the fear of God into me and I'm afraid the scourge will reach into other parts of Y!A.

What did we do to deserve this? How do we repent?

Also, do we rely on natural selection to kill off these ads, or do we need to pray for a plague of flies or frogs or boils on the Gap marketing department?

2007-12-14 22:17:28 · 5 answers · asked by Pfistulated Cow 5 in Religion & Spirituality

ie.you are waiting for something for years and when it hapens its well a bit c*ap.

2007-12-14 22:16:36 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Philosophy

we have 2 block walls, and have purchased a self supporting roof but no clear instructions with it...any idea?

2007-12-14 22:16:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

These came into by inbox swearing they were true examples of what conductors on the London Tube told passengers. Maybe they are, but it hardly matters: they're fun either way.

- - -

Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction.
Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any.
Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination.
We are now traveling through Baker Street. As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that.
Beggars are operating on this train. Please do not encourage these professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity. Failing that, give it to me.
Let the passengers off the train first! (Pause). Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care -- I'm going home.
Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with Please hold the doors open. The two are distinct and separate instructions.
Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors.
We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door.
To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage: what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?
Please move all baggage away from the doors. (Pause) Please move all belongings away from the doors. (Pause) This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train: Put the pie down, four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your **** sideways!
May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage.

2007-12-14 22:16:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What did you do?

2007-12-14 22:16:11 · 9 answers · asked by Incognito 3 in Friends

2007-12-14 22:16:04 · 14 answers · asked by cool_rajesh 2 in Languages

what are the clinical features of viral diarrhoea&giardiasis?

2007-12-14 22:15:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

Such as ironing, washing dishes, preparing food etc. as I can't stand for more than a few minutes at a time due to arthritis. Can anyone tell me where I can get one? I've looked on a few mobility aids sites but all I can see are the shower stools, or bar stools which are too high. It would need to be of adjustable height as I am quite small. I'm sure I remember seeing one where the seat tilted slightly and really only supported your weight while you stood. But this was years ago before I needed it so I didn't pay much attention! Can anyone tell me where I can find one and what it is actually called?

2007-12-14 22:15:20 · 8 answers · asked by threepenny53 5 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-12-14 22:15:01 · 12 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I just answered somebody else's question about why people were up so late on Friday night. I've also answered questions this morning (Saturday morning where I am) from folks in England and Austrailia.

I'm just curious about how much of the world Yahoo! Answers is spanding right now.

Thanks!

2007-12-14 22:14:33 · 17 answers · asked by Jake B 4 in Other - Society & Culture

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand:

This virus has been dubbed by experts in the field the "Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)" virus. It is highly contagious and spreading rampantly. Be on your guard!

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, do not touch it! The consequences are severe: this virus can wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest retail outlet for either of the two known antidotes:

Work-Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take either or both antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Warning: Severe cases can only be cleared out with Liquid Intensely Quenching Ultimate Obliteration Remedy (LIQUOR), which has multiple side effects.

Your best remedy, as always, is avoidance. Approach possible WORK infestations with great care.

2007-12-14 22:14:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if it were proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that your Jesus was nothing more than a Myth? If it were proven that your Jesus in fact never did rise from the dead after 3 days and was simply an ordinary Rabbi? Or even if it were proven that this Man never existed and was simply an adaptation of other religious figures? Please do not answer with "this will never happen as my Jesus is real". That is not what i am asking. Thank you.

2007-12-14 22:13:30 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Let,
Points
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z= 26.
So, find any word of 100 points.
Like this,
DOG
D=4, O=15, G=7
4+15+7=26
But I want 100 points of word.

2007-12-14 22:13:23 · 4 answers · asked by *VJ* 2 in Mathematics

I don't know .. all I remember is that years ago some guys with folders asked me some questions.. I can't remember a thing about it.... perhaps you can tell me?

2007-12-14 22:13:19 · 10 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I put concealer on them, but that only does so much, they are still noticeable. Would putting slices of cool cucumbers on them help?

2007-12-14 22:12:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-12-14 22:11:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 22:11:29 · 4 answers · asked by Hanna M 1 in Weather

2007-12-14 22:11:10 · 8 answers · asked by Ernesto N 1 in Philosophy

2007-12-14 22:11:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?".
Granny: "Fcuk the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"

2007-12-14 22:11:06 · 2 answers · asked by WISKERS 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-14 22:10:54 · 17 answers · asked by Nicole N 1 in Philosophy

plz give some good slogans on nature and environment

2007-12-14 22:10:35 · 9 answers · asked by Him-The Owner of all the pokemon 2 in Homework Help