There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand:
This virus has been dubbed by experts in the field the "Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)" virus. It is highly contagious and spreading rampantly. Be on your guard!
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, do not touch it! The consequences are severe: this virus can wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest retail outlet for either of the two known antidotes:
Work-Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take either or both antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Warning: Severe cases can only be cleared out with Liquid Intensely Quenching Ultimate Obliteration Remedy (LIQUOR), which has multiple side effects.
Your best remedy, as always, is avoidance. Approach possible WORK infestations with great care.
2007-12-14 22:14:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats FANTASTIC 10/10 going to put a copy on the notice board at work
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2007-12-14 22:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've had that same thought before...;~). Here are some additional ones that I thought you might enjoy!: Life is like a dream and in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself and wake up and never dream again. Love those who love you - forget those who forget you. The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon, but its echo lasts a lot longer. You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy. To know me is to understand me, and to understand me is to love me. Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart, for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top. The worst person in this world is he who does not know who is GOD. ((HUGS!)) xoxoxoxo Have a Terrific Tuesday!
2016-04-09 04:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-12-14 22:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-14 22:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant*
2007-12-15 03:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-16 07:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ill print a copy and put it up in the council office.
2007-12-14 23:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was good Chris. I hate my job, and now I have something to read and laugh about at work whenever it's gets me down. Thanks
2007-12-15 02:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by pooey_1980 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow lol that was good 10/10
2007-12-15 01:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 22:42:07 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋