There was this girl about 18 years old. She loved cookies. Her parents were going away on a trip.
“Dont let anyone in while were gone!” the parents said.
“Okay!” the girl said.
When they left, she heard the doorbell. She answered it. “Who is it?” she asked. It was a man. “I cant let you in!” she said.
“Ill give you 10 cookies!” he said.
“Okay!” she said.
She let him in. He said, “Can you show me to your room?” and she said, “No!”. The man bribed, “Ill give you 100 cookies!” “Okay!” she exclaimed.
When they were in the room, the man said, “Can you lay down on your bed?” and the girl said, “No!” The man bribed once more, “Ill give you 1000 cookies!” and the girl answered, “Okay!”
Once on the bed, the man asked, “Can I put my finger into your bellybutton?” and the girl said, “No!” and the man said, “Ill give you 10000 cookies!” and the girl said, “Yay! Okay!”
The girl said, “Uhh, thats not my bellybutton.”
The guy answered, “And thats not my finger
2007-12-14
22:23:38
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