There was this girl about 18 years old. She loved cookies. Her parents were going away on a trip.
“Dont let anyone in while were gone!” the parents said.
“Okay!” the girl said.
When they left, she heard the doorbell. She answered it. “Who is it?” she asked. It was a man. “I cant let you in!” she said.
“Ill give you 10 cookies!” he said.
“Okay!” she said.
She let him in. He said, “Can you show me to your room?” and she said, “No!”. The man bribed, “Ill give you 100 cookies!” “Okay!” she exclaimed.
When they were in the room, the man said, “Can you lay down on your bed?” and the girl said, “No!” The man bribed once more, “Ill give you 1000 cookies!” and the girl answered, “Okay!”
Once on the bed, the man asked, “Can I put my finger into your bellybutton?” and the girl said, “No!” and the man said, “Ill give you 10000 cookies!” and the girl said, “Yay! Okay!”
The girl said, “Uhh, thats not my bellybutton.”
The guy answered, “And thats not my finger
2007-12-14 22:23:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny babe!!
was it ur finger?
2007-12-15 02:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing
2007-12-15 11:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by bacon butty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-15 06:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dodgy but good.9/10.
2007-12-15 07:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it's pretty obvious she wasn't virginal in the first place.
2007-12-15 06:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's gross but it is a well thought out joke. Good job.
2007-12-15 06:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by Some Random 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-15 06:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's actually pretty good well done you!!
Thanks for sharing it :)
2007-12-15 06:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, good one hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-15 10:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, oldie but I did not know it, great
2007-12-15 18:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋