A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe.” Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.” Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Benson & Hedges.” Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long. King Size.” She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: “British Airways.” Mom took out her latest Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: “Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.” Mom fainted.
2007-12-14 22:20:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha!!
funny babe!!
starred!!
2007-12-15 03:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-12-14 23:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hehehe, gonna send my mum a martini ad, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-15 02:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!!
2007-12-14 22:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by moonworshipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!
greenminded! me!?
NO
10/10!
2007-12-15 00:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 22:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea thats funny.
2007-12-14 22:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by louise d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
fantastic!!!
too good
i mean it was brilliant!
10000/10000
you are fantastic
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha-still laughing!
as cool as ice
thnx for making me laugh!!!
2007-12-14 22:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So she won't be coming back Virgin then?
2007-12-15 04:40:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love this one so funny
2007-12-14 23:16:10 · answer #10 · answered by shelly_leigh78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋