All categories - 10 December 2007

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2007-12-10 23:14:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

i am 11 weeks and 5 days last night my lower back really starting hurting like when i walk and i took tylenol and went to sleep and i could only sleep on my side that is only way that i didnt feel the pain well apparently it didnt help and i woke up this morning with it well now i have cramps in the front kind of like the feeling that you get before you start im a little scared and i dont want to keep calling my doctor and being a pain is this normal?

2007-12-10 23:14:21 · 9 answers · asked by **lelands mommy** 3 in Pregnancy

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Mark came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mark, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

2007-12-10 23:14:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-10 23:14:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quebec

Personally I think they look evil.

2007-12-10 23:13:18 · 54 answers · asked by LoveBeingAMum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 23:13:15 · 29 answers · asked by Gemma T 5 in Singles & Dating

I'm an English teacher, I have this gang of three jerks in my class, they're rude, and not decipliend in any sense of the word. I ignored them for two sessions, I didn't greet them, didn't ask them questions and it really worked. They were bored to tears and that was exactly what I wanted. Today I saw them coming outta the dean's office but the dean hasn't talked to me yet. Do you think I should keep ignoring them?

2007-12-10 23:12:42 · 3 answers · asked by Soroush 1 in Teaching

y is it that when ppl tell us not to do something, we feel we must. is the art of rebelion simply an involentary action?

2007-12-10 23:11:36 · 47 answers · asked by ♥Sing It For Japan♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Leave all my presents with the waiter,this evening at
my dinner party?
J/K you're still invited,without a present.

2007-12-10 23:11:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."

Star if funny
Ty

2007-12-10 23:10:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-10 23:10:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Does anyone know where (online) to buy a laptop for under 100€? That's around $140. The cheaper the better! I have already tried eBay but I don't really like to send money to people I don't know before receiving the product. I like to do COD. Although, I'm not completely closed to the thought. Anything you can give me will help.
I don't need a fancy "oohhh ahhhh" laptop. Just one that I can save all of my pictures, videos and music to and also watch DVD's on.
Thanks!

2007-12-10 23:10:11 · 4 answers · asked by Ali G. 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-12-10 23:10:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.dailymotion.com/register/968674c0c2b82ea483871aa36/5469532

Can you better it - if you can I'll give you the 10 points and I'll mark the rest - aren't I kind?

A word of advice - it needs to be original like this one - not clips from Life of Brian or some standup etc. etc., something really funny and original - something from your own camcorders if you like!

I'm look forward to seeing what you come up with - remember 10 points to the best one -

OK?

2007-12-10 23:10:03 · 3 answers · asked by baitersspaced 1 in Trivia

2007-12-10 23:09:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-12-10 23:09:51 · 21 answers · asked by Molly 1 in Polls & Surveys

Anti-war, workers rights, animal rights, etc...

2007-12-10 23:09:49 · 22 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

For me , it has to be the smell of fresh coffee .

Whats yours ?

2007-12-10 23:09:37 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I fill verry verry aukward when my family ask me about my study. because idid my study so so worst......HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-10 23:09:23 · 4 answers · asked by lies_she 2 in Singles & Dating

I love a gril.She is 24 years old.But i am 14.I really really love her.I just want to be with her.But it's too difficult. My friends think I should give up.It is ruthless for me to give up.I don't know what should I do.I LOVE HER.MAYBE I WILL NEVER BE WITH HER.BUT I CAN'T GIVE UP
HELP!!!!

2007-12-10 23:09:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How many subs go into bad area schools, get treated very badly by the staff and kids and then go back when called?
If you do, then you are a masochist. I don't know about you, but I love myself because NO ONE ELSE is going to look out for my well-being, right????

I went to terrible Brooklyn school the other day and was treated very rudely by the staff and by the kids whose teacher I feel so sorry for. That was the worst bunch of kids I ever had the misfortune of baby-sitting. I simply DO NOT GO BACK to schools where the kids run the show. Know what I mean? What ever happened to discipline? What ever happened to suspension? What ever happened to FOLLOW THE RULES OR ELSE???

Yes, it is abusely expensive to live in NYC but I handle my LITTLE money very well. I sub 2 to 3 days during the week and math tutor high school kids at home on SAT/SUN as an independent contractor. I don't need to sub everyday thanks to my weekend position with one of the best NYC math tutoring companies. If anybody is interested in working for a great math tutoring company, get in touch with me. Of course, you must have a B.A. or B.S. in mathematics.

Anyway, how many subs are smart enough to realize when they are in a bad school and never go back? I am waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,
NYCSUB

2007-12-10 23:08:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

Couple of years ago I had an accident that scarred my face. When my wife saw me after the accident, she divorced me. 2 years went by without any contact from her. Then I met a wonderful woman who noticed my eyes first and we started dating. Last night my woman and I were at my place watching movies when someone knocked on my door and it was my ex. I was surprised to see her, it took me by surprise that she was there. She barged in and when she saw my woman sitting on the couch she started calling her names and was screaming and hollering. I told the ex to get out and attempted to escort her out the door. Things happened so fast after that, the ex kept hollering and my woman seemed to disappear. Then I heard someone say my name and I really thought it was the ex, I was so damn upset and angry. I didn't turn around, I thought I was speaking to the ex and I told her what the hell is she still doing here, can't she see I'm with someone I care about? I heard the door close

2007-12-10 23:07:55 · 9 answers · asked by Jeff 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-10 23:07:41 · 12 answers · asked by LOLIT 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-10 23:07:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean if he hadn't of, then Jesus wouldn't have died for our sins and we would all be going to hell. But then again, we wouldn't have had a chance to avail of Jesus sacrifice so it wouldn't be our fault, so we might not have to go to hell after all. So maybe Judas shouldn't have betrayed Jesus because since he did, Jesus died for our sins and all those guys who didn't accept him when they heard about him, are gonna burn for eternity...

It kinda does your head in...

2007-12-10 23:07:29 · 6 answers · asked by 2kool4u 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a HP A1120N I got the "Compatable" 1gig memory module from a brand name computer store and the tooth in the slot didn't line up. It was the same in another store too.

2007-12-10 23:07:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

do not send me any websites or copy pasted wikipedia material of the use of contact lenses, jus plain answers to the question..its not the hardest thing in the world...its the first time im wearing contacts

2007-12-10 23:07:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

.....I know that there are many religion but every religion has many verity of books, and they are changed by every new year, people wrote by their own hands. But Quran has no version. I think its a most authentical book in the world.Ita a scintifical proof.

2007-12-10 23:06:47 · 14 answers · asked by princeA 1 in Religion & Spirituality