First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."
Star if funny
Ty
2007-12-10 23:10:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it!!!! LMAO! Have a star...
2007-12-11 00:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. That's a good one! Also lends credence to the belief that with age comes wisdom!
2007-12-10 23:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by DMsView 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha like it
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2007-12-10 23:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by lasticlegs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice! what a nice joke! it makes my stomach ache! funny! your the kinda joker! hehehe
2007-12-10 23:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by alphecca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
GOOD JOKE.
HAHAHA
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2007-12-10 23:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jane Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it made me cringe but laugh at the same time!
2007-12-11 00:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Flarkin! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of grouse, but funny :))))
2007-12-10 23:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by blue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha good one
2007-12-11 00:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by duh_bluegirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-10 23:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaah
2007-12-10 23:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋