John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Mark came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mark, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
2007-12-10 23:14:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good - just goes to show, you cant pull the wool over a mothers eys no matter how clever you think you are.
2007-12-10 23:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha! A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you". To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" xx
2016-04-08 08:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-12-10 23:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Gemma T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee! Very funny!
2007-12-10 23:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by benjoe021 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive never heard that before and it was very good xx
2007-12-11 00:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by kipper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, heard this already on here, still funny :)
2007-12-10 23:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good , poor john
2007-12-10 23:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-11 00:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by duh_bluegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep herd this one before propa quality... he he he silly little people...
2007-12-10 23:18:48 · answer #9 · answered by Lonzdale the rugby maestro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-10 23:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋