All categories - 5 December 2007

plz help me solve!

2007-12-05 02:01:44 · 4 answers · asked by shellyeph 1 in Mathematics

1. You wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the
bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling,
as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or
two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she
doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages"
and you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends
because they have nondescript screen names and you never
bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you
just say "LOL, LOL

2007-12-05 02:01:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 02:01:23 · 12 answers · asked by cold_cat_john 2 in Polls & Surveys

Great documentary on Frontline about Cheney attached below. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/cheney/view/

2007-12-05 02:01:19 · 15 answers · asked by alphabetsoup2 5 in Politics

2007-12-05 02:01:12 · 21 answers · asked by Buffy 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-05 02:01:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Regarding to some Q/A in Y I have the impression that some persons may ask their digital “friends” to …vote them!! How else to explain 15-25 thumbs up!!!!!????? about a silly answer to an incurious question? What does this mean for this person? (except of the fact that this person is or …acts like Greek:))))

2007-12-05 02:01:01 · 12 answers · asked by biohazard 3 in Greece

2007-12-05 02:00:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

It is brilliant i must remember it. One never knows when one may need these words. .

2007-12-05 02:00:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

You know, those people who tell others how much God loves them and that they are going to be tortured eternally in hell, all in one sentence?

2007-12-05 02:00:32 · 25 answers · asked by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-05 02:00:28 · 7 answers · asked by VG! 1 in Polls & Surveys

A woman say's to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her,.. "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

His wife asks " How can I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them" replied her husband

Startled, the woman asks "Will that work and make them bigger?"

"Oh yes, look what it has done to your a*se" came the reply.

2007-12-05 02:00:12 · 20 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

sinAcosB + cosAsinB tanA + tanB
------------------------------ = ------------------
cosAcosB - sinAsinB 1-tanAtanB

2007-12-05 02:00:09 · 3 answers · asked by Singh J 1 in Mathematics

a wet willy?
For those of you who don't know...a wet willy is when someone juices up their finger with spit and sticks it in your ear.

2007-12-05 02:00:04 · 9 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

Racial bigotry is much more subtle now than in the past, right?

2007-12-05 01:59:53 · 11 answers · asked by FRANsuFU 3 in Other - Society & Culture

the lyrics are, "help. i need somebody. help. not just anybody. help. yeah i need somebody"

name---singer?

2007-12-05 01:59:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-12-05 01:59:26 · 30 answers · asked by CMG 3 in Polls & Surveys

I tell myself that I won't care what anyone may think of or say about me but that's a lie; I still care! How can stop being so self-concious?

2007-12-05 01:59:19 · 24 answers · asked by Soa's Fate~ 5 in Psychology

My partner says he can't get to sleep in our bed and has, for the last 4 or 5 days gone to sleep in the spare room. He says I wake him up. We have been under alot of stress lately. Our sex life hasn't changed much.

2007-12-05 01:59:14 · 29 answers · asked by nesta 2 in Marriage & Divorce

My cousin has just named her absolutely gorgeous baby girl Storm,god knows why,anyone else think it's awful? She can't decide what to name the boy (it's twins) either Berry, Monty or Fred!

2007-12-05 01:59:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

...the letter K? Also, do you like the name Andee Jade Elizabeth for a girl?

2007-12-05 01:58:52 · 24 answers · asked by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷAℓεx & Aаяöи have my ♥ 5 in Baby Names

My pick is the ownership of the Pirates. It's a disgrace what they have done to this once proud franchise.

2007-12-05 01:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Scooter_loves_his_dad 7 in Baseball

My well pump had quit, so my fiance installed a new one. Now, I can get water into the house, but after about 45 minutes the well pit is flooded and it kills the well pump. ANY ideas why it is flooding?

2007-12-05 01:58:41 · 1 answers · asked by JENNIFER G 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-05 01:58:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

I want to get a credit card to do my Christmas shopping with. The card has a 19.8% APR and No Payments until June 2008. Will I be allowed to pay off the balance before June and not have any interest to pay on it?

2007-12-05 01:58:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

Managers should do everything they can to enhance the job satisfaction of their employees.

do you agree and disagree?
support your answer
thanks

2007-12-05 01:58:12 · 11 answers · asked by kristine4youXXX 1 in Etiquette

I want to refinish an antique oak dresser (early 20th Century) but I don't want to lose all the "age." The piece has not been exposed to moisture or extreme heat. It just seems to have been in the barn for a long time and most of the old finish is gone. Any ideas? Thanks.

2007-12-05 01:58:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

Little Johnny was playing in the park when he saw his father walk into the woods with his wife's sister. He followed them and saw them making out. he ran back home to tell his mother..."Mummy, gasp, mummy, I just saw Daddy and Auntie Jean...they were...they were..."

His mother calmed him down and told him to take his time...

"I saw Daddy take Aunty Jean go into the woods, he took off her blouse, she took off his trousers, she lay on the ground and..."

His mother stopped him there and told him to tell his story over dinner (so as to embarass her husband).
When they were eating she asked him..."What did you say you saw today Johnny....go on tell us."

"I saw Daddy and Auntie Jean go into the woods, he took off her blouse, she took down his trousers, she lay on the ground...and then, and then.."

"And then what, Johnny...tell us, we are dying to know.."

"And then....they did that thing you and Uncle Jeff did when Dad was away in the Army."

2007-12-05 01:58:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 01:58:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm in the USA and want to watch the 2008 Hockey World Juniors championship. Where will it be available?

2007-12-05 01:57:49 · 6 answers · asked by Kyle J 2 in Hockey