A woman say's to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her,.. "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
His wife asks " How can I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them" replied her husband
Startled, the woman asks "Will that work and make them bigger?"
"Oh yes, look what it has done to your a*se" came the reply.
2007-12-05 02:00:12 · 20 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha very good
2007-12-05 09:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was out laying in the yard a couple nights ago, star gazing with my cat. i also got some stars for my y/a questions last night. it's been a long time since i got knocked in the head and saw stars. i've mellowed over the years.
2016-05-28 07:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one another star 4 u!
2007-12-05 02:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one! I've heard it before but it always makes me giggle. A star for you!
2007-12-05 02:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by muggle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-12-05 02:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Pretty darn funny.
By the way, who's his divorce lawyer?
2007-12-05 02:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny!
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 03:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha good one
2007-12-05 02:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant....that's my joke for the rest of the year. x
2007-12-05 02:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol A STAR FOR YOU... ;0)
2007-12-05 02:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋