1. You wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the
bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling,
as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or
two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she
doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages"
and you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends
because they have nondescript screen names and you never
bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you
just say "LOL, LOL
2007-12-05
02:01:30
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