Little Johnny was playing in the park when he saw his father walk into the woods with his wife's sister. He followed them and saw them making out. he ran back home to tell his mother..."Mummy, gasp, mummy, I just saw Daddy and Auntie Jean...they were...they were..."
His mother calmed him down and told him to take his time...
"I saw Daddy take Aunty Jean go into the woods, he took off her blouse, she took off his trousers, she lay on the ground and..."
His mother stopped him there and told him to tell his story over dinner (so as to embarass her husband).
When they were eating she asked him..."What did you say you saw today Johnny....go on tell us."
"I saw Daddy and Auntie Jean go into the woods, he took off her blouse, she took down his trousers, she lay on the ground...and then, and then.."
"And then what, Johnny...tell us, we are dying to know.."
"And then....they did that thing you and Uncle Jeff did when Dad was away in the Army."
2007-12-05 01:58:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's the best one i've heard in a long time very funny lmao
2007-12-05 10:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 14:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-05 02:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny is going to be a porn star when he grows up
2007-12-05 02:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
oops secrets out XD
xxxx
2007-12-05 06:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny!
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 03:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats funny
2007-12-05 02:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by Eagles fan 4 lyfe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the little johnny jokes have to be my fave... :) have a star
2007-12-05 02:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Rose 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL funny!
2007-12-05 02:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao that was funny
2007-12-05 02:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋