All categories - 4 December 2007

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

2007-12-04 04:53:07 · 7 answers · asked by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 04:52:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 04:52:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-12-04 04:52:32 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I enjoy shooting as a pastime and Im looking to buy a rifle. Right now I just shoot pistols and my Savage .22. I'd like to buy a very small caliber (.25 or smaller) with very high velocity (4000 FPS or better) thats a "surgical instrument at 300 yards. I've looked at 22-250, 220 swift, 30-06 accelerator etc... My father who has lots of experience with rifles (retired army) tells me a very small bullet is susceptible to wind and I should use a higher caliber. I just like the idea of "small & fast". Any suggestions? And by the way, what's the highest velocity rifle I can buy? Thanx.

2007-12-04 04:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by CobMan151 1 in Hunting

Why a Pitbull versus a Boxer, Bulldog, Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier or any other medium size dog.
Please no responses such as "I liked it's look". A Boxer looks nice too but you didn't get one. A Staffordshire looks a lot like a Pitbull but again you chose a Pitbull. Why?

2007-12-04 04:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by Rick Ven 3 in Dogs

Or, I guess you could say bungee-had. Anyway, it works like this : anyone who wants to do a suicide bombing picks their target, and a giant bungee rope jump is set up at the site. Before the person jumps, they have to estimate the amount of time it will take to reach the bottom, and set a timer. If they set it right, they inflict major damage on the "infidels" and "win". If they are wrong at all, they bounce back up and blow only themselves up, so they "lose". People could even gamble on it. I mean - think about it - it has everything we love : gambling, competition, violence, chance of death or serious injury. So what do you think - will you join the "bunjihad"?

2007-12-04 04:52:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

it says to download itunes 7.5, so i did but wen i plug it in to put in songs, it tells me to get 7.5 when i just did. so i downloaded it again and the same thing happened :[[
it keeps on happening >:[
so what can i do?

2007-12-04 04:52:02 · 8 answers · asked by grodezno@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music & Music Players

I want gay marrige to be legalized, gay people have the right to get married just like anybody else in the world, gay people should be able to get married with out the homophobia of haters, I know that there is a state called Massachusetts that gays can go to to get married, but that is just one state, every state should allow people who love differenly to get married, who agrees with me?
oh I wanna say Happy Holidays.

2007-12-04 04:52:00 · 19 answers · asked by I represent possibility- Shawn 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I worked in a war zone for 300 days. I lost my job at no fault of my own, was forced to come home and be unemployed. I couldn't claim unemployment insurance because the company I worked for was based out of a different state than I lived.
As a result, I had to live off of the money I saved for taxes.
What will the IRS do? It was 1099. How much taxes will be owed on 70k? And I did form a business for write offs, but never had a chance to open another bank account with the EID? What can I do?

Thank you.

2007-12-04 04:51:58 · 2 answers · asked by chris 2 in United States

but im getting really fed up with friends and family asking me if ive had a cigarette yet - it hard to keep going when you feel no one has any faith in you

2007-12-04 04:51:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Respiratory Diseases

I want to get some good songs but i dont know which ones are good to look for. Name your top 10 favorites

2007-12-04 04:51:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have tried a lot but m not able to get nice seeding, want some better one, if any one can help
thanks

2007-12-04 04:51:48 · 5 answers · asked by Incognito 1 in Video & Online Games

2007-12-04 04:51:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

Please don't say limewire or bearshare because I hate them >___<

Please and thankyou!

2007-12-04 04:51:27 · 4 answers · asked by Benihime 3 in Other - Computers

I saw that on "I love the 80's" on Vh1 and I laughed my *** off! That was a long time ago but I want to see it again because I love moronic events:)

2007-12-04 04:51:19 · 9 answers · asked by gabe 3 in Politics

Where does the USA get it's oil? What countries supply us? And what companies are in charge of it?

2007-12-04 04:51:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

im 15 so i dont really know. this means please dont be rude with your answers!

2007-12-04 04:51:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

It feels like you reached in and grabbed our hearts and step on them. It physically and emotionally hurts another human being.

How about the rest of you that has been cheated on. Tell us how you felt.

2007-12-04 04:51:09 · 17 answers · asked by Babe 3 in Marriage & Divorce

What Color???

2007-12-04 04:51:06 · 11 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mistakes have been made in the past, most notably Bush over Saddam Hussain's WoMD (there wasn't any!). Could the same thing be happening over Iran's nuclear weapons?

2007-12-04 04:50:55 · 25 answers · asked by roy d 3 in Politics

What are the symptoms, and what do to eleviate the pain??

2007-12-04 04:50:55 · 12 answers · asked by LARGE MARGE 5 in Polls & Surveys

If so, then this answer is definitely for you. Now I was
watching the news, the other day. And I see this.....
Don Imus is back on the radio. OK. He seemed the
same ol guy, and with 2 Black people by his side.
Now is this real or fake ? Playing the race card, but
in reverse ? Using a decoy, like this current
Administration", to represent Blacks, even though his
intent, or state of mind, is still racist ? How do you
as a White Person, feel about this situation ? And how
do you see the African Americans, or other people of
color, around the whole world ? Be honest. Thank
you very much. Best answer wins. *

2007-12-04 04:50:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-12-04 04:50:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 04:50:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

i cant find a defition of it anywhere

2007-12-04 04:49:56 · 7 answers · asked by jonyoungjcash 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-12-04 04:49:52 · 12 answers · asked by ? 1 in Mathematics

Where did the water come from?
The Sun would have been too big even 25,000 years ago for water to have existed on this planted.

How did we get into our present orbit?
Where did the water come from?
Could carbon life forms exist without water?

2007-12-04 04:49:40 · 32 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Religion & Spirituality