An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
2007-12-04 04:53:07 · 7 answers · asked by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh jesse, L.M.A.O. What will you come up with next. Still need my house cleaned! LOL! :)
2007-12-04 05:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 15:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not exactly a question!! But still funny
2007-12-04 12:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by chem math phy ICT man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Damn the bad luck
2007-12-04 12:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too fuunnnyyy
2007-12-04 13:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by married with kids 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-04 13:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by luna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-04 12:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by chin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋