All categories - 4 December 2007

I've seen the movie a few times, but I'm not too familiar with all the characters to where I could answer this fully. The assignment is, "Watch the movie Crash, and list as many ironies as you can find." I've listed a few with one being where Ryan Phillipe ends up hitting and killing Don Cheadle's relative, but I need many more. If anyone could help, that would be great! thanks so much

2007-12-04 20:14:41 · 4 answers · asked by Meechelle 3 in Movies

A married women has a lover who "visits" from time to time.
One day her 8 year old son hides in the wardrobe to see what they're doing.
On that day her husband comes earlier from work, so the women hides the lover in that wardrobe.
The Son: "Dark in here."
The Lover:"Yeah."
The Son:"I have a football."
The Lover:"Good for you."
The Son:"Wanna buy it?"
The Lover:"No thanks."
The Son:"My dad is just outside!"
The Lover:"Well...how much?"
The Son:"250 bucks."
He buys it to stay safe. Some weeks later those two are again hidden in the same wardrobe.
The Son:"Dark in here."
The Lover:"Yeah."
The Son:"I have football-shoes."
The Lover (sighs): " How much?"
The Son:"500 bucks."
Some days later the father wants to play football with his son.
The son tell him he sold all his football equipment for 750 bucks.
His father is quite mad: "How can you cheat on your friends like that? I will take you to the church so you can confess these sins!
He takes his son to the confessional and closes the door.
The Son: "Dark in here."
The Priest: "Stop that sh*t!!!"

2007-12-04 20:14:27 · 15 answers · asked by Lingz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Use differentials to estimate the amount of tin in a closed tin can with diameter 6 cm and height 12 cm if the tin is 0.012 cm thick.

Please show ALL work.
Correct answer is 3.39 cm^3.

I need to know how to ARRIVE at the answer.

2007-12-04 20:13:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

who or what are they and what are they about plz no replays of the same ty

2007-12-04 20:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by pickle_40oz 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 20:13:28 · 2 answers · asked by tonythemen 1 in Other - Health

2007-12-04 20:12:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-12-04 20:12:50 · 5 answers · asked by trustluvlove 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

2007-12-04 20:12:34 · 8 answers · asked by Lingz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give
you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was
that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the
husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.

2007-12-04 20:12:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Acts 2:17
" 'In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.

2007-12-04 20:12:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 20:12:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

2007-12-04 20:12:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

In the video the singer looks into a mirror where he see's a young (i think) victorain maid and when she looks into her mirror she can see them and at the end to escape the mean employershe reaches his hand through the mirror and pulls her through and she then work her way through the crowd to see him on stage
Not the best description i know but its been a while since i saw it last
The lead singer has dark black jaw length hair
and i think I remember he had feather in his hair although I may be wrong on that one
Anyway anyone know what this song is called or the name of the singer??
Any help greatly appreciated
:)

2007-12-04 20:11:44 · 7 answers · asked by ladyjayne2002 2 in Rock and Pop

Just curious to know

2007-12-04 20:11:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

By fools sometimes in your daily life??

CHEERS
♥

2007-12-04 20:11:32 · 15 answers · asked by Minx 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you know any carpentry tools fitted with lasers?
Add a picture if possible.
Describe any safety precautions pertaining to the tool.

~Thanks

2007-12-04 20:11:15 · 8 answers · asked by Mister 4 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-12-04 20:10:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-12-04 20:10:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And why would I believe you?

2007-12-04 20:09:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A 100 g ball is attached to a rubber tube and is spun around in a circle at a rate of one revolution every second. A force of 0.5 N is required to stretch the tube 1.0 cm.
(a) If the original length is L = 1.0 m, what will be the change in length of the rubber tube when the ball is revolving?
(b) How much energy do you expend to bring the ball off the ground to a height of 2.5m and then get it swinging at a rate of one revolution every second? Neglect the mass of the rubber tube.

2007-12-04 20:09:29 · 3 answers · asked by irinka0819 1 in Physics

I like coming to the R&S section but it often seems that people feel that others are ignorant to their beliefs. (Ignorant as in, just don't know, nothing bad meant here).

I would like to know what you do or don't believe. I would like to better understand my fellow Y! A-ers.

So please tell me, What do you believe related to Relligion and Spirituality?

(And please, keep negative things about others OUT of your answers, I am trying to learn, let's be respectful of differnces?)

2007-12-04 20:09:15 · 23 answers · asked by Noota Oolah 6 in Religion & Spirituality

10 shiny points to the first correct answer!

2007-12-04 20:07:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 20:07:16 · 9 answers · asked by WelshDragon 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 20:06:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 20:06:27 · 9 answers · asked by WelshDragon 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 20:06:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

Well I did a few photo shoots for abercrombie but now I really want to try acting. Thing is I ask this, because a lot of models I know didn't make it well as actors because they lacked something "unique"

I tried some auditions already but I keep getting told you would do well in soap operas...WHYY!?

Me: http://www.simpleplan.freehomepage.com/images/hot_abercrombie_guy_(1).jpg



and for you doubters out there, YES its really me but if you choose not to believe, your choice.

2007-12-04 20:06:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2007-12-04 20:04:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Otherwise why should he create humans for the sole purpose of singing and dancing in his praise ?

2007-12-04 20:04:36 · 17 answers · asked by madhatter 6 in Religion & Spirituality

shes breathing weird and limping. she wont eat or drink and shes having diareah.
i would call my vet but its 1 in the morning please help

2007-12-04 20:03:40 · 5 answers · asked by evalee 1 in Cats