Corporate lesson no.1?

Question

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give
you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was
that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the
husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.

Answer 1

corporate lesson no.2........
if boss pats you for nothing, be sure you will get some awesome responsibility.

Answer 2

Naughty Bob [ the next door neighbour ].
Lol, 10/10, brilliant, star.

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Avoid cover ups.

Answer 5

A great lesson ,indeed Sir. I had never heard this one before. Excellent, I must say. Please keep it up and let's have something more of this type.

Answer 6

HA ha funny joke. This is really a corporate lesson no.!. Star for you....!

Answer 7

hey nice one

Answer 8

lol.....funny

Answer 9

lol!