A married women has a lover who "visits" from time to time.
One day her 8 year old son hides in the wardrobe to see what they're doing.
On that day her husband comes earlier from work, so the women hides the lover in that wardrobe.
The Son: "Dark in here."
The Lover:"Yeah."
The Son:"I have a football."
The Lover:"Good for you."
The Son:"Wanna buy it?"
The Lover:"No thanks."
The Son:"My dad is just outside!"
The Lover:"Well...how much?"
The Son:"250 bucks."
He buys it to stay safe. Some weeks later those two are again hidden in the same wardrobe.
The Son:"Dark in here."
The Lover:"Yeah."
The Son:"I have football-shoes."
The Lover (sighs): " How much?"
The Son:"500 bucks."
Some days later the father wants to play football with his son.
The son tell him he sold all his football equipment for 750 bucks.
His father is quite mad: "How can you cheat on your friends like that? I will take you to the church so you can confess these sins!
He takes his son to the confessional and closes the door.
The Son: "Dark in here."
The Priest: "Stop that sh*t!!!"
2007-12-04 20:14:27 · 15 answers · asked by Lingz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha... funny... thanks anyway...
2007-12-04 20:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by snoopy in action 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny!
2007-12-04 21:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-12-04 21:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good indeed, one of the rare jokes where the ending comes unexpectidly.
2007-12-04 21:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Cathy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-12-04 22:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2007-12-04 21:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's is totally funny and nice to read
2007-12-05 23:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud. =)
2007-12-04 20:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by lyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-04 20:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Tony 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had heard it earlier... but still i laugh out loud for it... it's one of my favorites....
2007-12-04 22:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-04 20:51:30 · answer #11 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋