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2007-12-04 20:06:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Lunacy

2007-12-04 20:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by Seeker 6 · 4 0

Well, if you mean a literal moon, then you have to understand that you are really small, and the moon is both really big and far away.

If you mean a figurative moon, then you have someone following you without anything covering their butt.

2007-12-05 04:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 2 0

Because the Aliens are watching you from their lunar base. They have implanted a tracking device in your shoulder which an X-ray will never pick up as it is less than micro. Very scary as you are a chosen homosapien singled out for experimentation. Keep your blinds drawn.

2007-12-05 04:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by veraswanee 5 · 2 0

Dude that happened with you too !
Last night it followed me too, and today the Sun has started following me too. Man I am so scared.
Heavenly Bodies going Crazy I guess

2007-12-05 04:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Scarlet Cars 3 · 4 0

Are you wearing the Ronco Cheese Magnet again?

2007-12-05 04:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It is NOT" Exclusively following only you"" it has been doing that lately too me"' I'm Telling, on it to 's SUN"".

2007-12-05 04:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by lytesdelite 5 · 1 0

It is following the earth and not you. You're just on the earth. You're in it's way, if you think about it.

2007-12-05 04:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because the moon is owned by the US government....

2007-12-05 04:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

It's not the moon, it's Uranus.

2007-12-05 04:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by geni 6 · 2 0

Why are you stalking the moon?

2007-12-05 04:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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