All categories - 2 December 2007

2007-12-02 22:50:38 · 20 answers · asked by small 7 in Philosophy

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "He's a midget"!

2007-12-02 22:50:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 22:50:07 · 7 answers · asked by Polash 2 in Friends

that it takes a certain level of maturity to accept that you will die and cease to exist?

2007-12-02 22:49:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-02 22:49:44 · 6 answers · asked by Essien 3 in Philosophy

be specific.

=]

2007-12-02 22:49:16 · 11 answers · asked by loverofdragons21 3 in Polls & Surveys

they kill animals, burn forrests, wage wars against eachother, is there any creature worse than them?

2007-12-02 22:48:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Come on! She was a republican for chrissakes....they all have a dozen secrets like that!

2007-12-02 22:48:33 · 2 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Drama

I could play in mud,
I could jump in bush,
And I could bath in rain…..
I wish I could be a kid again.
.........................................................
is it good for a start of new poem? title I WISH...

i am 21 thou

2007-12-02 22:48:05 · 15 answers · asked by VG! 1 in Polls & Surveys

I know I'm really short. I'm 15, 4ft 10 and a half (how do you write that?? 4"10 1/2"? Does that look right?), and I've stopped growing - I haven't grown more than 10cm for years. I think, over the rest of my "growing years", I might shoot up another few cms, but that's about it.

I come from a short family, my mum's around 5ft, my big sister's the same, and my dad's probably 5'3" or something.

People have been asking all these questions about "are they too short?" and they're all OVER 5'4". I mean, HELLO??

I have guy friends who are way, way, way, over 6ft, and I only come up to almost mid-chest on them. Sometimes I feel like a midget. But I'm not.

If you were a guy, would you go out with me, or am I too short? For you? I know I'm short.

2007-12-02 22:47:17 · 17 answers · asked by Tallie 5 in Singles & Dating

Hey guys, I'm making a spreadsheet to track quarterly training for the folks i work with. some of this training has to be done every six months. here is my problem. how can i set a formula that will show when training is due. i.e. if i did training in july, i need this sheet to notify me that i have training coming up in december. is it possible? thanks!!!!

2007-12-02 22:47:13 · 4 answers · asked by roy 1 in Software

2007-12-02 22:46:58 · 1 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Drama

i have recently shaved my pubes because i was told it is better feeling during sex and because i thought i was to hairy in that area.

2007-12-02 22:46:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I remember when the patriots were really good, somebody said the patriots are our daddies, it was a couple of years ago I think it might have been joey porter. Any body know for sure and can find me a video plz.

2007-12-02 22:46:41 · 9 answers · asked by cool_poolguy2006 1 in Football (American)

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2007-12-02 22:46:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-12-02 22:46:00 · 17 answers · asked by ashkirkian 3 in Other - Entertainment

2007-12-02 22:45:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-12-02 22:45:11 · 19 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm seeing my boyfriend later today of 10 months (we're 18/19) and i want to ask him if he'll get tested for HIV/STDs with me.

Mainly because he and i know i'm clean cos i've been tested with my pap test and he's my first but he's been with others before me (protected apparently). I don't wanna acuse him of having anything cos i'm not or offend him, i just wanna be safe cos we've had unprotected oral and the condom broke once- so i'm personally at risk. Plus we get through sooo many condoms we run out and have to stop loads.

How about if i say "you know how we get through soo many condoms, can we get tested for hiv/std's and we don't have to use them than if you want?" - i'm on the pill by the way. Can you help me on how to say it without offending him since we've allready had sex :S?

2007-12-02 22:44:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

how did they know that the speed of electromagnetic wave is 300 000 000 meters per second?

2007-12-02 22:44:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2007-12-02 22:43:42 · 30 answers · asked by robo 2 in Respiratory Diseases

Ok, so I live in Texas and have had about enough warm weather and am just curious how seriously I should take a 15-day forecast, like on accuweather.com? I am just a little wary because I remember the week before Thanksgiving I was looking at various weather sites and they all said the high would be like 75 in Austin/Dallas and turns out come Thanksgiving, the high was 45 and the low was 30! I would say they were more than a little off. So, am I right to be skeptical?

2007-12-02 22:43:22 · 9 answers · asked by Madeline 2 in Weather

Tampax have announced that they are to move the string from tampons and replace it with tinsel.....

This will be for the Christmas period only!

2007-12-02 22:43:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"

Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"

Girl: No, she only fakes it with Ken."

2007-12-02 22:43:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So Im going to QLD public hospital.

Have my first ultrasound on wednesday -also my birthday :)

ill be 15 weeks.

But Do you get a copy of every pregnancy ultrasound you have ? and if so do you get them the same day?

Thanks

2007-12-02 22:43:02 · 6 answers · asked by KS 4 in Pregnancy

If he had to wrap all the damn presents?

2007-12-02 22:42:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I won't go into detail about why i'm depressed but a good joke always helps, any one got any? Cheers.

2007-12-02 22:42:24 · 12 answers · asked by karriemak 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 22:42:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics