All categories - 2 December 2007

2007-12-02 04:53:16 · 16 answers · asked by lolu1980 2 in Baby Names

Before the collapse of communism, this Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighborhood, in the park, everywhere. He can't find the parrot. Finally he goes around to the KGB office, and tells the desk officer his problem. The officer is a little puzzled. "Look, comrade, I'm sorry you lost your bird, but this is the KGB. We don't handle missing animal reports." "Oh, I know that", says the guy. "I just wanted you to know, if you do find my parrot... I don't know where he could have picked up all his political ideas."

2007-12-02 04:53:11 · 9 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 04:52:59 · 2 answers · asked by jeffrey k 3 in Alternative Fuel Vehicles

2007-12-02 04:52:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-02 04:52:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 04:52:25 · 7 answers · asked by Asker 6 in Zoology

2007-12-02 04:52:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

......Donuts


Donuts in the morning
Donuts in the evening
Donuts at suppertime
Be my awful sugar

Coma, but I love you
All the time.
Put I.V.s around me
And swear by Krispy
Kreme

You'll be there forever
In a sugar frosted dream!
Donuts are a danger
Donuts do a harm

But, I'll be there this
Morning
For another bag of
Warm, ooey, gooey

I.V. coma warning alarm!

Good Morning!

Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com

2007-12-02 04:52:08 · 2 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Poetry

I need to find a pony dress, bobby socks, and saddle shoes. Any idea what a pony dress is? I what the socks and shoes are but the dress mystifies me.

2007-12-02 04:52:00 · 2 answers · asked by helpplease 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

in this sentence"In order to prove ONES love he must bake a cake."
does the apostrophe go before the "s" in ONES or after the the "s" in ONES?

2007-12-02 04:51:38 · 35 answers · asked by chibiCHICK 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-12-02 04:51:34 · 27 answers · asked by Aziangurl7 1 in Cooking & Recipes

do they come in sizes?

2007-12-02 04:51:30 · 6 answers · asked by Beatrice c 3 in Performing Arts

I need to schedule an appt for my annual exam, but I was wondering at what age we take our daughters to the GYN for the first time? Is it after they start their first period?

2007-12-02 04:51:17 · 5 answers · asked by Sappy 2 in Women's Health

The Happy Murcia walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," says the bartender. "That'll be one cent." "One penny?!" exclaims the happy murcia. "Thats right."

So the happy murcia glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?""Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "Thatll be four cents." "Four cents?" says the happy murcia.

"Jeez, Id like to meet the guy who owns this place!" "Hes upstairs with my wife," says the bartender. "What's he doing with your wife?" asks the happy murcia. "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

2007-12-02 04:51:12 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Recently I've become very self conscious about my weight/appearance. In a usual day I eat an english muffin for breakfast, 2 pieces of fruit and a water bottle for lunch, a healthy snack like a Kashi bar in the afternoon, and pasta or large salad for dinner. Is this too little to eat? I count calories occasionally, and the usual amount I eat in a day is about 900. If this is too little, is it possible for there to be any negative outcomes from eating too little, like weight gain or bloating?

Also, if this is too little food, what are possible suggestions to eating more and maintaining a very healthy diet as well as not gaining weight?

Thx so much.

2007-12-02 04:51:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

what are some???

2007-12-02 04:51:08 · 2 answers · asked by derekfisherkb 2 in History

My cousin living in lucknow has been suffering from paralytic polio
since
she was 2 yrs old. She is now 19years of age. About a fortnight ago,
she
has been suffering from severe cold and congestion of sputem on the
lungs.
She is complaining of rigorous pain in the whole body, due to which she is unable to move, eat, drink or perform any other activities. Our family doctor have not recommended any medicine for her condition. He said that there is no known medicine for her illness, rather he has recommended a few homeopathic pills to reduce fever but the medicine has not been able to decrease the high temperature. We have tried several paracetamols but nothing seems to work.

A detailed MRI was also performed on her body few days ago, which showed that her right side of the body is completely under paralysis. I would like to know whether this illness is really incurable or are there any tablets (allopathic) that can be prescribed for her.

2007-12-02 04:50:52 · 3 answers · asked by Pummi 4 in Infectious Diseases

I do, it's great, so is coffee flavored icecream.

2007-12-02 04:50:30 · 9 answers · asked by LlamaLlama Rama 1 in Other - Food & Drink

alright well for the past few months i have been making quite a few mistakes.
and i keep getting in fights with my parents and i make it seem like i have to be right about everything!
even though in side i am wrong!
So what can i do to not make stupid mistakes any more?
and also how to face my own situations?

thanks a billion
*sarah*

2007-12-02 04:50:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

i wacth football on my laptop but my mate said if i get a sv lead and connect to my tv you can wacth it on the tv but it just does not work can anyone help plz

2007-12-02 04:50:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-12-02 04:50:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay so I just took a "halloween" quiz and it asked me how many people were killed. I counted 4 in my head: Annie, Lynda, Bob, and the Phelps Garage guy. They said I was wrong and there were 7 people killed. Who are they? I've been watching the movie over and over again right now and I can't figure it out!!

2007-12-02 04:50:03 · 1 answers · asked by courtneygrater838 2 in Movies

I have a 4.0, an AA from a good community college, time spent abroad and international scholar. Cons are a poor HS record (4 years ago!), above average but not fantastic SAT. Please help, no one else will!
.

2007-12-02 04:49:58 · 3 answers · asked by Intrepid Traveler 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Well towards the end of november, sometime during the week, i was watching mtv music wake up videos( i live on the east coast) around 6:00am. I remember i never heard of the band before but the music video genre was rock or alternative and they were in the top ten or something, and i can't remember the name of the song or band, but they had 4 members( all guys) and part of the music video the guys were like animated, sorta. And i can't remember the lyics but i remember really liking the song....Does anyone knoe who they are?

2007-12-02 04:49:50 · 6 answers · asked by Foretold F 2 in Rock and Pop

Does anyone know his stance on this subject...???

Has he called for a stiffer sentance for the Teacher ???

2007-12-02 04:49:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-12-02 04:49:20 · 11 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Words & Wordplay

2007-12-02 04:49:18 · 1 answers · asked by Alantha B 1 in Respiratory Diseases

I like to draw mostly veiws and scenery. I don't like drawing people, and my sketches and drawing are with charcoal or pencil. any ideas?

2007-12-02 04:49:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drawing & Illustration

2007-12-02 04:49:08 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys