Before the collapse of communism, this Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighborhood, in the park, everywhere. He can't find the parrot. Finally he goes around to the KGB office, and tells the desk officer his problem. The officer is a little puzzled. "Look, comrade, I'm sorry you lost your bird, but this is the KGB. We don't handle missing animal reports." "Oh, I know that", says the guy. "I just wanted you to know, if you do find my parrot... I don't know where he could have picked up all his political ideas."
2007-12-02 04:53:11 · 9 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 04:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was funny but at least the KGB has been warned,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-02 13:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 20:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, he's been in Gordon Brown's office, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-02 17:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho, i know where he is, sitting on George Bush shoulder
star award
2007-12-02 18:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny*
2007-12-02 13:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2007-12-02 16:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol as shaggy says.....it was'nt me !
2007-12-02 13:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke thanks
2007-12-02 14:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋