The Happy Murcia walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," says the bartender. "That'll be one cent." "One penny?!" exclaims the happy murcia. "Thats right."
So the happy murcia glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?""Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "Thatll be four cents." "Four cents?" says the happy murcia.
"Jeez, Id like to meet the guy who owns this place!" "Hes upstairs with my wife," says the bartender. "What's he doing with your wife?" asks the happy murcia. "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
2007-12-02 04:51:12 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha loved it,,,have a star for a star,,,,,Mwah
2007-12-02 23:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope happy murcia's wife liked that one!!
2016-04-07 03:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 05:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see now why the Murcia is always happy.......!
2007-12-02 05:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 04:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hes gonna love this
star award
2007-12-02 23:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I hope HM enjoys.
2007-12-02 04:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL hilarious
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2007-12-02 04:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent star4u
2007-12-02 06:14:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - I like that one a lot!
2007-12-02 04:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋