All categories - 1 December 2007

These were actual hospital patient reports...enjoy!

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

2007-12-01 20:41:29 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 20:40:45 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I'm talking about the 1974 events

2007-12-01 20:40:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Greece

2007-12-01 20:40:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

...your favorite dream? Awake or asleep?

2007-12-01 20:40:04 · 19 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

if you were a kid again what would be the things you would change in you life.

2007-12-01 20:39:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news and some very bad news."

The patient, resigned to his fate, says, "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."

"The lab called with your test results," the doctor began. "Unfortuanately, you've got a rare condition and they said you have 24 hours to live."

"24 Hours!?" exclaimed the patient. "Thats terrible! What could be worse than that? What's the very bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

2007-12-01 20:39:15 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 20:38:03 · 4 answers · asked by varun 1 in Security

looking into emigrating from UK, sick of nanny state does anyone know if there are places to ride in NZ, what is the law like?? thanks

2007-12-01 20:37:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

THE GOLDEN COMPASS,
a new movie targeted at children, will be released
December 7, 2007. This movie is based on a the first book of a trilogy
by atheist Philip Pullman. In the final book a boy and girl kill God
so they can do as they please. Pullman left little doubt about his
intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that "MY BOOKS ARE ABOUT
KILLING GOD."
The movie is a watered down version of the first book and is designed
to be very attractive in the hope unsuspecting parents will take their
children to see the the movie and that the children will want the
books for Christmas.
The movie has a well known cast, including Nicole Kidman, Kevin Bacon,
and Sam Elliott. It will probably be advertised extensively, so it is
crucial that we get the word out to warn people to avoid this movie.

2007-12-01 20:36:59 · 17 answers · asked by sO*happy 5 in Movies

2007-12-01 20:36:09 · 44 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Religion & Spirituality

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1509803

2007-12-01 20:35:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

We are always learning in life.

Can someone please help me out?

I am married to a wonderful woman. When we first met, she had tons of guy friends - some of which I was not to fond of persoanlly. With not liking them, I told her that I did not want her talking to all these guys while we were together; she agreed and stopped telling all them she loves each of them and so forth. However, that has nothing to do with my problem/question. Lately, she and I have been doing great while in the house; in contrast of that statement, everytime we decide to go out together, we fight about fifteen minutes after leaving. I feel she is not respecting me many of the times; however, she always tells me that I am being rude to her. She always gives me attitude which really eats away at me. My question and concern is this below.

What can be done to mend the relationship and not fight constantly when outside? It is getting old.

Oh by the way, we have been together for a year now.

Help me???

2007-12-01 20:34:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

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2007-12-01 20:33:57 · 44 answers · asked by ↓ ♥мǝow♥ ↑ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it because I use foul language? Is it because when the waitor ask's us what we wan't I always reply with "WHAT?"? Is it because I always have to drink a beer? Is it because I always talk about the movie Condemned even though it was absolutely horrible? If I wan't to ever get on the second date, should I change my ways? Or were they just never the right women for me?

2007-12-01 20:33:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

u think even a popular guy who is realy crazy and loud with everybody can get shy and talk realy little with a girl he likes??or does he just....not like her at all??? cuz thats what a guy is doing to me and i never did anything to him,,,,we spoke normaly....but after break,,,boom and he is always standing 10m near me,,,,yet he doesnt come to talk to me when he is with the group..WHY?

2007-12-01 20:33:14 · 5 answers · asked by Kiki P 1 in Singles & Dating

we came to know that our company is going to loose the process so some of my friens including me gave them resignation which they never excepted n inspite they wanted us to work in les pay fr some other process which we were not interested we asked them for our pf money which they never gave us now pls siuggest me some way were in i can get my pf money back directly through pf authority pls advice asap its urgent cz now its almost 1 an half year since i left company i dont want to waste my earned money just like that pls mail me serious answersssssss pls advice some links or site to view online our pf statements

2007-12-01 20:32:48 · 3 answers · asked by hamsini 1 in Law & Ethics

...that would make you smile at this very moment?

2007-12-01 20:32:25 · 42 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

poem or quote

mine is

everything is alright in the end.. and if it is not alright it is not the end

2007-12-01 20:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by tassiequartz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 20:32:08 · 18 answers · asked by jad D 1 in Religion & Spirituality

which provides more security,easy to upload files.

2007-12-01 20:31:52 · 4 answers · asked by Answer Answer 4 in Other - Computers

I've heard Gator loads lots of other stuff. I would like a simple automatic form filler that full of spyware.

2007-12-01 20:31:42 · 1 answers · asked by ckaipolani 2 in Software

It would be fitting.

2007-12-01 20:31:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

Some of my gold George Washington dollar coins are getting tarnished and I am wondering what would be the best way to get them to a spiffy shine yet again. Don't bother suggesting coca-cola or lemon juice - I tried those already and they just ended up with this corrosive finish instead of golden. =/

Any advice would be helpful.

2007-12-01 20:31:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

What i mean is that almost all first world countries have four seasons. For example, Iran is a first world country but it's not a four seasos. It's only because of the oil they have. What reason can it be??
Most first world countries lie in the capricorn and cancer part of the world almost never in the tropic!
I'm curious! Do you have any references? That'd really help!

2007-12-01 20:30:59 · 3 answers · asked by hatersal 3 in Earth Sciences & Geology

earning the trust of a girl(that you hate for personal reasons) telling her what she wants to hear,ignoring her and then repeat cycle.

2007-12-01 20:30:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-12-01 20:30:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...reach through the computer screen and touch your face, what would it tell me about your mood right now?

2007-12-01 20:30:05 · 24 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

Share the things that were terrible on your wedding day.

2007-12-01 20:29:52 · 8 answers · asked by Imdatchick 3 in Weddings

Should we build casinos/clubs golf in …all touristic areas?
Any idea?

2007-12-01 20:29:20 · 6 answers · asked by biohazard 3 in Greece