A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
The patient, resigned to his fate, says, "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
"The lab called with your test results," the doctor began. "Unfortuanately, you've got a rare condition and they said you have 24 hours to live."
"24 Hours!?" exclaimed the patient. "Thats terrible! What could be worse than that? What's the very bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
2007-12-01 20:39:15 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-01 21:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the patient started dancing, saying,''Oh, doctor. This is the best news for me as those 24 hours have gone and I am alive."
2007-12-01 20:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by sv 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 01:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, Poor Guy..Lol Funny Though =]
2007-12-01 23:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 22:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor chap lol
2007-12-01 20:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-01 21:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fell off my chair how funny was that! another star for you ,you joker
2007-12-01 20:43:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 00:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 00:12:29 · answer #11 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋